Posted on 11/07/2011 10:10:29 AM PST by mnehring
Breaking. Cain's newest accuser has broken silence. In a shocking revelation, Cain is accused of being the father of the accuser's baby.
The baby's mother, a Justin Bieber, said she was stuned when she saw Cain on TV and is sure that Cain fathered her expected baby even though they have never met.
Beiber was Stuned.
Holy crap! A few more women and Cain might catch up with Charlie Sheen!
Do you know that Herman Cain would have had to sit on the “back bench” in Mitt’s “church” up until 1978?
Or Bill Clinton...
Omg!! You have proved it! That photo has to be of a child from Cain and bieber!!
Thank goodness John Edwards went first. Cain having a love child with a young boy is not so shocking any more. ;)
I’m with you. I about shit my pants. Sent him $100 bucks last week. Just like Fred Thompson. Man, I can pick ‘em. Go Cain!
She should have said no when they asked if she wanted extra cheese.
Herman Cain is Worf's father?
Wow! Who would have thought that?
Another rumor: Cain is really a Klingon.
Sure it does get on her and stay on her
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