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Woman, 60, Stabs Boyfriend Over Alleged Cheating During Monopoly Game
The Smoking Gun ^ | October 27, 2011

Posted on 10/28/2011 6:06:04 AM PDT by TexasCajun

A New Mexico woman repeatedly stabbed her boyfriend after accusing him of cheating during a Monopoly game early yesterday, according to police.

Laura Chavez, 60, and her boyfriend were playing the popular board game at her Santa Fe apartment when the dispute occurred. Chavez, pictured in the mug shot at right, allegedly admitted stabbing her beau, Clyde "Butch" Smith, with a kitchen knife.

Police reported that both Chavez and the 48-year-old Smith appeared to be intoxicated. The man, who cops found bleeding heavily from wounds on his head and right wrist, was hospitalized yesterday in stable condition. Smith told investigators that Chavez first hit him over the head with a glass bottle and then “grabbed a knife and began cutting him, causing injuries to the top of his head, neck, left eye brow and right wrist area."

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Hobbies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cheater; donotpassgo; godirectlytojail; gotojail; monopoly; newmexico; stabbed
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Asked if the blood was Smith’s, she answered, “Yes, I f*cked him up.” P>
1 posted on 10/28/2011 6:06:04 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

Well....I would guess that she can’t use PMS as an excuse.....


2 posted on 10/28/2011 6:10:02 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: TexasCajun

First in to say “Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”


3 posted on 10/28/2011 6:10:15 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady (Islam is as Islam does.)
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To: TexasCajun
Guess she didn't have one of these...


4 posted on 10/28/2011 6:11:15 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: TexasCajun

she sum kinda fugly and should stay in jail, so the sight of her doesn’t scare the children.


5 posted on 10/28/2011 6:19:30 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Howie66

“Well....I would guess that she can’t use PMS as an excuse.....”

True but menopause can make you equally as bitchy. My sister turned into an animal.


6 posted on 10/28/2011 6:26:30 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: TexasCajun

She did him a favor.


7 posted on 10/28/2011 6:28:00 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: TexasCajun

I have seen so many domestic dispute cases like this that I know she will soon be out of jail and back home living with this guy.

I once asked a man who was cut to piece’s by his girlfriend why he always went back to her, and he said.: “Because I loves her”.

Ignorance is not always Bliss.


8 posted on 10/28/2011 6:29:29 AM PDT by Venturer
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Hey! at 60, monopoly may be all she's got and cheating is cheating. As for her response to the blood question, it's a classic. I'm betting she'll use the ‘he needed stabbin’ defense.
9 posted on 10/28/2011 6:31:21 AM PDT by liberalh8ter
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To: LottieDah

Just can’t win, eh?

*ducking!*


10 posted on 10/28/2011 6:33:47 AM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: TexasCajun

I hope she had her “Get out of Jail” card in her pocket


11 posted on 10/28/2011 6:36:34 AM PDT by silverleaf (Common sense is not so common - Voltaire)
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“...I’m betting she’ll use the ‘he needed stabbin’ defense.”

I worked at a local prosecutor’s office where we got a case where an 80 year old woman stabbed her 83 year old husband with a butter knife (minor injury). She said she was sick and tired of him complaining all the time. Fifty years was enough. Sometimes he needed stabbin is a good defense.


12 posted on 10/28/2011 6:41:34 AM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: LottieDah

LOL. It is then followed up by the ‘he needed killin’ defense.


13 posted on 10/28/2011 6:44:16 AM PDT by liberalh8ter
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To: TexasCajun

Stabbing victim sues Parker Brothers for 10 million dollars for using LEAD game pieces made in China which gave his gf lead poisoning which led to her temporary insanity and stabbing him.


14 posted on 10/28/2011 6:48:16 AM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: TexasCajun

Wow! For a minute, I was wondering if that was the perp or the victim. Coyote ugly.


15 posted on 10/28/2011 6:53:20 AM PDT by Bigg Red
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To: Joe 6-pack
Nor one of these:


16 posted on 10/28/2011 6:53:59 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Compare "Delay is preferable to error" - Thomas Jefferson // "Pass this bill now!" - Barack Obama)
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17 posted on 10/28/2011 7:13:27 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: TexasCajun

“If you’re a 60 year-old woman and you stab your 47 year old boy-friend during a monopoly game—you MIGHT BE A REDNECK!”


18 posted on 10/28/2011 7:28:53 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: KarlInOhio

Post Of The Day.


19 posted on 10/28/2011 8:34:58 AM PDT by Ueriah
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To: TexasCajun
This one's a hoot:

Couple Faces Criminal Raps For Sex On City Bus


20 posted on 10/28/2011 8:37:49 AM PDT by ex91B10 (The only option now is mass resistance.)
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