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Man Hires Prostitute Which 'Turned Into a Donkey' at Night
Emirates 24/7 ^
| Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Posted on 10/26/2011 9:42:26 AM PDT by nickcarraway
'I do not know what happened... but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,' man tells court
It may have been the work of a genie or a sorcerer or just that a Zimbabwean man is off his rocker, for he claims in court that he had hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey.
He says that he is now "seriously in love" with the animal, state media said Wednesday.
"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.
Moyo, 28, was arrested in the town of Zvishavane, about 300 kilometres (185 miles) south of the capital Harare on Sunday.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; donkey; jackass; lazwouldnothitit; napl; prostitute; zimbabwe
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To: Slings and Arrows
To: nickcarraway
...he’ll run for President for the DNC and get Pelosi’s ok in 2020......
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:47:02 AM PDT
by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: nickcarraway
We have a Prez in love with a Jackass...what’s the big deal?
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:47:49 AM PDT
by
jessduntno
("They say the world has become too complex for simple answers... they are wrong." - RR)
To: nickcarraway
All the girls get prettier at closing time.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:48:03 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: nickcarraway
The lovely couple...
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:48:03 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: bray
Bray................izzat YOU??
7
posted on
10/26/2011 9:48:13 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
To: nickcarraway
8
posted on
10/26/2011 9:48:35 AM PDT
by
bkopto
(Obama is merely a symptom of a more profound, systemic disease in American body politic.)
To: nickcarraway
I was married to a jack ass once.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:48:35 AM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(National Procrastination Day has been postponed until tomorrow.)
To: nickcarraway
Sex during the day, and plowing the fields at night. What's not to like?
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
I think it was more likely he shanghaied a donkey who he turned into a prostitute at night.
To: nickcarraway
This is a distorting mirror held up to the plot of ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’.
Oh what fools these mortals be.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:50:51 AM PDT
by
agere_contra
("Debt is the foundation of destruction" : Sarah Palin.)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds like a perfect employee for Arne Duncan.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:51:41 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: nickcarraway
Seems he got more ass than he bargained for...
To: nickcarraway
“I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,” Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper
I’m glad this guy doesn’t live in the United States...Here the libs would be pushing for us to accept that he is a donkey and for a taxpayer funded surgery for him to become a donkey!
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:55:48 AM PDT
by
dangus
To: nickcarraway
I believe him, my ex-wife turned into a real ass too.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:57:02 AM PDT
by
txroadkill
(Antlers up! The Claw must be feared! Back2Back American League Champions!)
To: nickcarraway
I do not know what happened when I left the barMan, I've heard of beer goggles, but this takes the cake.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:57:11 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
("Nanny Care State" is not a Division 3 football powerhouse.)
To: nickcarraway
I am seriously in love with (the) donkey,”
Don’t make an a$$ out of yourself Moyo.
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:58:27 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Don't tread on me)
To: supremedoctrine
After looking down he said, “I think I am also a donkey...” Maybe it’s ok?
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posted on
10/26/2011 9:58:40 AM PDT
by
WellyP
(REAL)
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