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Man Allegedly Beat Woman with Frozen Armadillo
Myfoxdfw ^
| October 18 2011
| Lynn Kawano
Posted on 10/20/2011 9:24:39 AM PDT by Clay Moore
DALLAS - A man used a frozen armadillo to attack a 57-year old Pleasant Grove woman, Dallas police said.
The incident happened on Sept. 29 in an apartment complex parking lot.
According to investigators, the altercation occurred when the suspect was selling the carcass to the victim, who planned to eat the animal.
The pair apparently began arguing over the price of the item when the man twice threw the armadillo at the woman.
The animal first struck the woman in the leg and then in her chest.
She was reportedly bruised by the attack.
Detectives have been unable to find the man, who could face assault charges.
Read more on myFOXdfw.com: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/unusual/101811-Man-Allegedly-Beat-Woman-with-Frozen-Armadillo#ixzz1bL6jf4bi
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/20/2011 9:26:08 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Clay Moore
Obviously, we need Frozen Armadillo control or an outright ban.
3
posted on
10/20/2011 9:26:30 AM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Gore Lauds Romney on Climate Position; 0bamaCare was based on RomneyCare.)
To: Clay Moore
all my exes live in Texas, that's why my armadillo is in Tennessee.
4
posted on
10/20/2011 9:26:30 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(See ya later, debt inflator ! Gone in 4 (2012))
To: Clay Moore
NO! NOT THE ARMADILLO!!!
Guess what Rick Perry’s bringing to the next debate...
5
posted on
10/20/2011 9:26:40 AM PDT
by
montyspython
(This thread needs more cowbell)
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To: Slings and Arrows
beaten with frozen Armadillo ping.
However, to be a proper Texas Armadillo it should have been tango union on the side of the road clutching a Lone Star Beer bottle.
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posted on
10/20/2011 9:27:27 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Borges
Oops! I didn’t think it would be that big!
8
posted on
10/20/2011 9:27:38 AM PDT
by
Borges
To: Clay Moore
More restrictions on frozen armadillos would have prevented this act of frozen armadillo violence...
9
posted on
10/20/2011 9:28:36 AM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
(No More RINOs!!!)
To: Clay Moore
Good thing this didn’t happen in NYC because Bloomberg would jump at this opportunity to tighten up those armadillo control laws.
To: Clay Moore
Oh, another frozen armadillo attack...
11
posted on
10/20/2011 9:29:20 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: Clay Moore
The woman is an idiot. Someone needs to tell her roadkill is free, a bit damaged, but free. Dummy doesn’t know how to comparison shop.
12
posted on
10/20/2011 9:29:20 AM PDT
by
mardi59
(Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
To: Clay Moore
You’ll only pry my armadillo from my cold dead fingers!
How often have I wanted to end an argument with women the same way.
13
posted on
10/20/2011 9:29:49 AM PDT
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: Clay Moore
I was in Cimarron country, western Oklahoma last week and saw several armadillos resting by the side of the road. On their backs.
14
posted on
10/20/2011 9:31:50 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(Don't Tread On Me)
To: Clay Moore
There’s a Spinal Tap joke here somewhere...
15
posted on
10/20/2011 9:31:59 AM PDT
by
Senator Pardek
( It might be hard for some of the younger Freepers to believe, but in 1982)
To: Clay Moore
personally I like beating people with FRESH Hoover Hogs...
16
posted on
10/20/2011 9:32:11 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
To: Uncle Miltie
It’s obvious that the armadillo would not been as significant of a thread had it not been frozen.
We obviously need a Freezer Czar.
To: Clay Moore
Armadillos carry disease. I would hesitate to eat one unless I’d raised it myself from a pup (?) in sanitary conditions.
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posted on
10/20/2011 9:36:41 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(You could be a monthly donor, too. It's easy!)
To: Clay Moore
The man obtained the animal under the Justice Department's undercover operation known as “Operation Armadillo Walker.”The intent was to discreetly put roadkill into the hands of persons who would then attempt to use the frozen carcass in the commission of a crime. Unfortunately, the dead animals were not equipped with a tracking device, resulting in agents left without the ability to properly track the roadkill.
To: Clay Moore
IF THEY MAKE FROZEN ARMADILLOS ILLEGAL, THEN ONLY ILLEGALS WILL HAVE FROZEN ARMADILLOS.
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