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Posted on 10/14/2011 5:25:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel
Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)
Can I steal you dinner and a movie?
Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need
Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.
“What time do you get off from not working?”
“You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”
I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent
We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks!
If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won!
I, like totally, hate corporate America too!! Care to share my Starbucks, Tweet on my iPad, ride in my Beemer??
Your place or do you want to go back to my parents basement?
"Maybe your fleas, can get with my fleas...and we can be F.L.E.A.s" (Freeloading Liberals Encouraging Anarchy)
Once you've had a 90lb Vegan desperate for approval you won't go back to a real man
Was it my risqué OWSPickUpLines that almost incited you envious radical egalitarianistas to go violent!? ~ by Andrew Breitbard
I love how you've braided your armpit hair!
MAN: Do you come here often? CROWD: DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again
What's your sign? I don't know how to read.
Hey do you work...I mean, do you work out?
I'm entitled to you, baby.
I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.
The protesters stood outside the homes of five rich dudes. Michael Moore was actually able to stand outside all five homes at the same time.
The Occupy Wall Street protesters traveled around New York to stand outside the mansions of the most wealthy people in New York.
Is that protesting or tourism?
Nice Sign....I think the curse words really help people take you seriously seriously
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: occupy; ofst; silliness; wallstreet
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To: Lady Jag
...well love whore is okay but I can’t figure out for the life of me how the tuba fits in.
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posted on
10/14/2011 12:35:21 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
102
posted on
10/14/2011 12:36:41 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: JRios1968
103
posted on
10/14/2011 2:21:12 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
To: Lucky9teen
104
posted on
10/14/2011 2:25:51 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
To: JRios1968
To: Rummyfan
You mean top 26, right? LOL
106
posted on
10/14/2011 2:49:08 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(Half the people make more than the median income in this country!)
To: Lucky9teen
107
posted on
10/14/2011 3:21:03 PM PDT
by
Ellendra
(God feeds the birds of the air, but he doesn't throw it in their nests.)
To: Lucky9teen
Sorry, I replied before seeing that other people already found it.
108
posted on
10/14/2011 3:35:47 PM PDT
by
Ellendra
(God feeds the birds of the air, but he doesn't throw it in their nests.)
To: Ellendra
109
posted on
10/14/2011 3:41:01 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
Awwww, yeah buddy
110
posted on
10/14/2011 4:01:49 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: girlscout
111
posted on
10/14/2011 4:07:47 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Lucky9teen
"I'm actually an adopted 8-yr-old boy, but my two dads insist on dressing me this way. Oh, and my sign is a plea for help that reads, KMTF Outta Here!"
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posted on
10/14/2011 6:38:17 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: P.O.E.
LOL! That kid was cute. I wonder if he was holding that sign? :)
To: Lucky9teen
114
posted on
10/14/2011 7:46:05 PM PDT
by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: Rummyfan
That’s Gambino’s niece. She has the foot fungus monopoly in Manhattan.
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posted on
10/14/2011 7:52:23 PM PDT
by
1010RD
(First, Do No Harm)
To: Lucky9teen
116
posted on
10/14/2011 8:31:57 PM PDT
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: Lucky9teen
Broken, fool, funny...
Tell me something I didn’t know!
117
posted on
10/14/2011 8:41:33 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(If we were serious about using the death penalty as a deterrent, we would bring back public hangings)
To: Lucky9teen
118
posted on
10/15/2011 5:43:08 AM PDT
by
matchgirl
("He made it worse")
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
bad...lovely...whore. Hmmm.
120
posted on
10/17/2011 8:13:40 PM PDT
by
gimme1ibertee
("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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