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Posted on 10/14/2011 5:25:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
"It's the 24th day of the Occupy Wall Street protests, also known as the largest homeless slumber party in the world." –Jimmy Kimmel
Occupy Wall Street Pick Up Lines (from #OWSPickUpLines)
Can I steal you dinner and a movie?
Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need
Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes.
“What time do you get off from not working?”
“You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”
I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent
We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks!
If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won!
I, like totally, hate corporate America too!! Care to share my Starbucks, Tweet on my iPad, ride in my Beemer??
Your place or do you want to go back to my parents basement?
"Maybe your fleas, can get with my fleas...and we can be F.L.E.A.s" (Freeloading Liberals Encouraging Anarchy)
Once you've had a 90lb Vegan desperate for approval you won't go back to a real man
Was it my risqué OWSPickUpLines that almost incited you envious radical egalitarianistas to go violent!? ~ by Andrew Breitbard
I love how you've braided your armpit hair!
MAN: Do you come here often? CROWD: DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
Hey, we can walk to my parents' place on Park Ave & take a shower before we picket my daddy's office again
What's your sign? I don't know how to read.
Hey do you work...I mean, do you work out?
I'm entitled to you, baby.
I could get lost in your bloodshot, burned out eyes.
The protesters stood outside the homes of five rich dudes. Michael Moore was actually able to stand outside all five homes at the same time.
The Occupy Wall Street protesters traveled around New York to stand outside the mansions of the most wealthy people in New York.
Is that protesting or tourism?
Nice Sign....I think the curse words really help people take you seriously seriously
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: occupy; ofst; silliness; wallstreet
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To: workerbee
Mr. Ford had lots in common with the OWS folks. He hated Jews, too.
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posted on
10/14/2011 9:19:33 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
To: Lucky9teen
82
posted on
10/14/2011 9:19:45 AM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: girlscout
83
posted on
10/14/2011 9:22:10 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Monkey Face
Drama Queen or Attention Whore?
84
posted on
10/14/2011 9:38:12 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: girlscout; r-q-tek86; Shyla
Poor kitty! lol
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posted on
10/14/2011 10:01:20 AM PDT
by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: MissTed
UN-funny. UN-silly.
Beyond bad taste, approaching abominable.
One Man’s Opinion
21stCenturion
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posted on
10/14/2011 10:09:48 AM PDT
by
21stCenturion
("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
To: Lucky9teen
All in the
the Family
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posted on
10/14/2011 10:15:37 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(To activate this tagline please contact the Admin Moderator.)
To: 21stCenturion; MissTed
88
posted on
10/14/2011 10:25:21 AM PDT
by
AZ .44 MAG
(Repeal Obama)
To: AZ .44 MAG
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posted on
10/14/2011 10:28:52 AM PDT
by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: MissTed
90
posted on
10/14/2011 10:33:48 AM PDT
by
AZ .44 MAG
(Repeal Obama)
To: MissTed
To: Lucky9teen
Love whore tuba
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posted on
10/14/2011 10:39:57 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
To: MissTed
To: MissTed
To: MissTed
That is wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
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posted on
10/14/2011 10:48:37 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: MissTed
96
posted on
10/14/2011 11:05:02 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/14/2011 11:13:26 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(It's OK to stumble, as long as you fall forward. <Unknown>)
To: Lady Jag
Beautiful - Funny - Whore
I’m not kidding, I think I need a shrink.
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posted on
10/14/2011 11:55:58 AM PDT
by
Carl from Marietta
(Herman Cain 2012..get on the CAIN train!)
To: Lucky9teen
I thought clutz was spelled w/a K. At least the lovely and beautiful were right (spelled, that is.)
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posted on
10/14/2011 12:15:19 PM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
To: Carl from Marietta
Beautiful funny whore man doesn’t need a shrink. You need to celebrate this weekend!
Love whore tuba on the other hand...well love whore is okay but I can’t figure out for the life of me how the tuba fits in.
ROFLMAO.
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posted on
10/14/2011 12:22:11 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
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