[Slings and Arrows]

Amazingly, this story is not from Port St. Lucie.

[Slings and Arrows]

No, this story is not about Chaz Bono.

[antceecee]

Butttttt on the Pubbie side... it’s TOO LATE for newcomers to enter the race!!!!! OMG! Are they lying to us????? /s/on

[nevergore]

"flaccid rubber replica "
That would make a great name for a band...or a new Freeper screen name....

[Irenic]

Maybe it is just me but I think the dildo thing and letting her do that is wrong.

It wasn’t the cops genitals but the way it reads to me is that he had it like it was—he should be charged too.

That’s not police work, that’s perversion he gets paid for.

[mylife]

The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.

That is not the idea behind stopping short!

[mylife]

Varva?

[mylife]

Honestly it sounds like we taxpayers are getting screwed.
What did this fiasco cost in man hours and rubber props?

[mylife]

Oh the Huge Manatee!

[mylife]

Yark! That's a man baby!

[AAABEST]

As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it.

The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.

Don't you hate when you're receiving oral sex while driving on your condom-covered, replica penis and a possom runs in front of you?

I hate when that happens.

[Getready]

consider the following:
I think if the undercover cop exposes himself the prostitute
can’t be charged, since her alibi would be that she
was turned on by the exposure, and just really just
wanted sex only...so it can’t be prostitution. Once she
names the price, exposure or not...she can be charged.
If the cop doesn’t want to be exposed to the diseases
these ladies often carry...using a fake genital set is
not a bad idea...putting a condom on keeps the prostie
from knowing that the genital is a fake.(although she
looks like she is starting on the “methamphetamine” face
change process, and may be sorta out of her mind)...

...just a thought...on the other hand...the cops’ gotta
have some kind of “funkay way” to be doing that type police
activity

[SIDENET]

As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it. The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.

This just make me realize that I lead such a boring life.

[Kakaze]

Once again quality police work. The people and one oppossum can sleep safely now.

Why do I suspect this entire mess was conducted on a federal grant and overtime money.

[Rocky]

Lieutenant to undercover cop: "Good grief. I thought you asked if you could bring your rubber duck along."

[Larry Lucido]

Same thing always happens to me, but usually the possom is in the car, I have to slam on the brakes for a rubber penis in the road. Once in a while, it’s the prostitute who is in the road and I have to slam on the brakes for her. Once, it was me in the road, and the possom wouldn’t brake.

[Marie Antoinette]

What the heck is your wife reading so early in the morning?!

[Squantos]

A good opossum is key to these types of stings. Here in Texas we use Armadillo’s......

Yeah I know....hookers are less likely to have leprosy.

[driftdiver]

And we have a long time congresscritter who lets his boyfriend turn tricks out of their apt

[N. Theknow]

What was the cop's pick up line?

Hi. My name is Chaz Bono.

flaccid rubber replica =. The Chaz Boner

[Titan Magroyne]

FTA: The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard.

It is obvious the cop is either a genius to use a fake... or he’s already had this happen with the real one!