To: Slings and Arrows
As they exited a parking lot, Vavra reportedly asked the officer to expose his penis. The deputy pulled out a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and put a condom on it.
The report goes on to say as Vavra leaned over to perform oral sex, an opossum ran out onto the road and the deputy had to slam on his brakes. She slid from her seat and bumped into the dashboard. Don't you hate when you're receiving oral sex while driving on your condom-covered, replica penis and a possom runs in front of you?
I hate when that happens.
31 posted on
09/24/2011 1:33:35 AM PDT by
AAABEST
(Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
To: AAABEST
Under those circumstances, I don’t brake for possums.
Cats, maybe.
To: AAABEST
LOL...ah yes, I remember when SNL was actually funny...
61 posted on
09/24/2011 7:59:49 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(Terrorism is a disease, precise application of superior firepower is the cure)
To: AAABEST
and a possom runs in front of youI thought the possum was in the passenger seat.
73 posted on
09/24/2011 8:46:21 PM PDT by
FW190
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