"I swear that I am not making this up."
Dave Barry
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To: Bean Counter
not gonna touch it . . . haha
2 posted on
09/21/2011 3:16:29 PM PDT by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: Bean Counter
God I want to write headlines for a living. I do. I DO!!! :)
3 posted on
09/21/2011 3:18:52 PM PDT by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: Bean Counter
A lesbian heading toward Beaver. Odd! Very odd!!
4 posted on
09/21/2011 3:27:34 PM PDT by
davisfh
To: Bean Counter
FWIW a nearby town is Big Stick, WV.
5 posted on
09/21/2011 3:28:07 PM PDT by
re_nortex
(DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
To: Bean Counter
Tomorrow's headlines today:
Stolen Stiff Found Stuck in Beaver!
To: Bean Counter
I was going to respond to this a while ago, but it took some time to stop laughing and regain what little composure I have left.
Are you sure Dave Barry didn't write this?
10 posted on
09/21/2011 3:37:49 PM PDT by
ken in texas
(Can't Afford a Tagline... send money.)
To: All
ROTFLOL......I love FReepers!!!
To: Bean Counter
12 posted on
09/21/2011 3:40:17 PM PDT by
dragonblustar
(Attaaaaaaaaack Waaaaaatch! Vigilancia de Ataque!!!!!!!!!)
To: Bean Counter
Well they could have been heading for Exit 69 Big Beaver Road off of 75, North of Detroit. The same exit were Stabenow’s ex -husband had a trist with a lady of the evening....
13 posted on
09/21/2011 3:40:35 PM PDT by
taildragger
(( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
To: Bean Counter
I’ll bet that is the stiffest thing she has been riding with in a long time.
15 posted on
09/21/2011 3:45:56 PM PDT by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Bean Counter
Tomorrow afternoon headlines today:
Lesbian Steals Johnson Fun. Home's Stiff!
To: Bean Counter
This has to be the frontrunner for “headline of the year.”
To: Bean Counter
19 posted on
09/21/2011 3:52:53 PM PDT by
surroundedbyblue
(Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
To: Bean Counter
I could’ve sworn I read “Horse” not “Hearse” in that headline.
Either way, I’m confused!
20 posted on
09/21/2011 3:53:55 PM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(Gore Lauds Romney on Climate Position; 0bamaCare was based on RomneyCare.)
To: Bean Counter
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Headline of the Day
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23 posted on
09/21/2011 4:01:06 PM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(I never win at Scrable.)
To: Bean Counter
The perp, who calls Beaver home.
To: Bean Counter
I cannot get beyond the title........BWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
25 posted on
09/21/2011 4:13:37 PM PDT by
Outlaw Woman
(Attention: Marxists, Liberals & RINOS: We The People are coming for YOU)
To: Bean Counter
28 posted on
09/21/2011 4:25:48 PM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: stylecouncilor
To: Slings and Arrows
33 posted on
09/21/2011 10:11:57 PM PDT by
The SISU kid
(I feel really homesick all the time & so do all the other aliens.....)
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