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Lesbian Steals Hearse With a Stiff Inside and Heads Toward Beaver
The Smoking Gun via IowntheWorld dot com ^
| September 21, 2011
Posted on 09/21/2011 3:15:30 PM PDT by Bean Counter
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"I swear that I am not making this up."
Dave Barry
To: Bean Counter
not gonna touch it . . . haha
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:16:29 PM PDT
by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: Bean Counter
God I want to write headlines for a living. I do. I DO!!! :)
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:18:52 PM PDT
by
GOP Poet
(Obama is an OLYMPIC failure.)
To: Bean Counter
A lesbian heading toward Beaver. Odd! Very odd!!
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:27:34 PM PDT
by
davisfh
To: Bean Counter
FWIW a nearby town is Big Stick, WV.
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:28:07 PM PDT
by
re_nortex
(DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
To: davisfh
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:28:38 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
I though Lesbian’s didn’t care for stiffs.
I’m so confused.
To: Bean Counter
Tomorrow's headlines today:
Stolen Stiff Found Stuck in Beaver!
To: Scott from the Left Coast
A Lesbian??? A stiff??? Well this is certainly a hearse of a different color!!!
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:32:44 PM PDT
by
Squeeky
("Truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it. " Emily Dickinson)
To: Bean Counter
I was going to respond to this a while ago, but it took some time to stop laughing and regain what little composure I have left.
Are you sure Dave Barry didn't write this?
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:37:49 PM PDT
by
ken in texas
(Can't Afford a Tagline... send money.)
To: All
ROTFLOL......I love FReepers!!!
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:40:17 PM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Attaaaaaaaaack Waaaaaatch! Vigilancia de Ataque!!!!!!!!!)
To: Bean Counter
Well they could have been heading for Exit 69 Big Beaver Road off of 75, North of Detroit. The same exit were Stabenow’s ex -husband had a trist with a lady of the evening....
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:40:35 PM PDT
by
taildragger
(( Palin / Mulally 2012 ))
To: Revolting cat!
In the back of a Cadillac, too!
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:42:32 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Bean Counter
I’ll bet that is the stiffest thing she has been riding with in a long time.
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:45:56 PM PDT
by
central_va
( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Scott from the Left Coast
"When officers confronted DeHart early yesterday at her home, she reportedly confessed to boosting the hearse" from the Johnson Funeral Home! The perp was distressed when she discovered the stiff was an 85 years old female. She is filing a claim against Johnson for false advertising.
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:47:03 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Bean Counter
Tomorrow afternoon headlines today:
Lesbian Steals Johnson Fun. Home's Stiff!
To: Bean Counter
This has to be the frontrunner for “headline of the year.”
To: Bean Counter
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:52:53 PM PDT
by
surroundedbyblue
(Live the message of Fatima - pray & do penance!)
To: Bean Counter
I could’ve sworn I read “Horse” not “Hearse” in that headline.
Either way, I’m confused!
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posted on
09/21/2011 3:53:55 PM PDT
by
Uncle Miltie
(Gore Lauds Romney on Climate Position; 0bamaCare was based on RomneyCare.)
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