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Kosher online sex shop helps Jews spice up their love lives
Daily Mail [UK] ^ | 12th September 2011

Posted on 09/13/2011 10:19:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

It's enough to make an Orthodox bride blush.

A new online store selling kinky battery-operated sex toys and bondage gear is aimed exclusively at Orthodox Jewish couples looking to spice up their sex lives.

The shop is hoping to capture the interest of conservative couples hesitant to visit seedy web sites that might feature explicit pictures, which would be forbidden to them.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Religion; Society; Weird Stuff
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Oy gevalt!
1 posted on 09/13/2011 10:19:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
[H]is store is already doing steady business with furry handcuffs a best seller.

Smiley - Confused


2 posted on 09/13/2011 10:22:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Jewish foreplay = 2 hours of begging


3 posted on 09/13/2011 10:22:18 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The Frenchman boasts, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.”

The old Jewish man says, “Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours.”

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?”

“I wiped my hands on the drapes.”


4 posted on 09/13/2011 10:23:29 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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Paula Deen’s husband is French?


5 posted on 09/13/2011 10:26:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Nachum

ROFL.


6 posted on 09/13/2011 10:28:14 PM PDT by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

What do they sell in there? Doctor’s salaries? (strictly for her pleasure). rim shot!


7 posted on 09/13/2011 10:58:46 PM PDT by barstoolblues (proud member of the sunzab itches club)
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OMG! Just about choked to death on that one!!!


8 posted on 09/13/2011 11:02:30 PM PDT by expat1000
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To: Slings and Arrows

Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Because no Jewish woman will touch anything that’s not at least 20 percent off.

http://instantrimshot.com/


9 posted on 09/13/2011 11:16:38 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Nachum

LOL!


10 posted on 09/13/2011 11:19:41 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: Slings and Arrows

Bit of the pickle...


11 posted on 09/14/2011 12:20:54 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Jewish foreplay = Handover your credit card...


12 posted on 09/14/2011 12:21:41 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Uh... Hi, Slings!


13 posted on 09/14/2011 2:28:29 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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LOLOLOL!


14 posted on 09/14/2011 3:37:40 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Women are more complex, sexually, then men, so it’s obvious that a matriarchal culture where highly intelligent men ‘worship’ (and fetishize) their women enjoy better, longer, more complex and fulfilling sex episodes. What does not make sense to me is what this has to do with “toys.” I have ten fingers, ten toes, two strong arms and legs and one mouth, and always found these chinese tchotchkes to be a silly (and sometimes harmful) distraction.


15 posted on 09/14/2011 3:45:19 AM PDT by golux
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You must be my husband! 34 years and the man still brings his A game!


16 posted on 09/14/2011 5:01:51 AM PDT by trimom
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17 posted on 09/14/2011 5:32:07 AM PDT by SJackson (Free Palestine, return it to the inhabitants who had the land taken by the Romans, Alan West)
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To: TheOldLady

I’m not here.


18 posted on 09/14/2011 5:48:06 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OH! Mr. Arrows. Forgive me, I mistook you for my friend. Have a wonderful day, sir.


19 posted on 09/14/2011 6:12:09 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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TMI Pictures, Images and Photos
20 posted on 09/14/2011 6:15:26 AM PDT by Morgana (I don't speak much...............but when I do....)
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