Oy gevalt!
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[H]is store is already doing steady business with furry handcuffs a best seller.

2 posted on
09/13/2011 10:22:12 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Jewish foreplay = 2 hours of begging
3 posted on
09/13/2011 10:22:18 PM PDT by
Nachum
(The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
To: Slings and Arrows
The Frenchman boasts, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.”
The old Jewish man says, “Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours.”
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?”
“I wiped my hands on the drapes.”
4 posted on
09/13/2011 10:23:29 PM PDT by
Nachum
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To: Slings and Arrows
What do they sell in there? Doctor’s salaries? (strictly for her pleasure). rim shot!
7 posted on
09/13/2011 10:58:46 PM PDT by
barstoolblues
(proud member of the sunzab itches club)
To: Slings and Arrows
Why are Jewish men circumcised?
Because no Jewish woman will touch anything thats not at least 20 percent off.
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9 posted on
09/13/2011 11:16:38 PM PDT by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: Slings and Arrows
11 posted on
09/14/2011 12:20:54 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Slings and Arrows
Women are more complex, sexually, then men, so it’s obvious that a matriarchal culture where highly intelligent men ‘worship’ (and fetishize) their women enjoy better, longer, more complex and fulfilling sex episodes. What does not make sense to me is what this has to do with “toys.” I have ten fingers, ten toes, two strong arms and legs and one mouth, and always found these chinese tchotchkes to be a silly (and sometimes harmful) distraction.
15 posted on
09/14/2011 3:45:19 AM PDT by
golux
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17 posted on
09/14/2011 5:32:07 AM PDT by
SJackson
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20 posted on
09/14/2011 6:15:26 AM PDT by
Morgana
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23 posted on
09/14/2011 7:09:45 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
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