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1 posted on 09/13/2011 10:19:49 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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[H]is store is already doing steady business with furry handcuffs a best seller.

Smiley - Confused


2 posted on 09/13/2011 10:22:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Jewish foreplay = 2 hours of begging


3 posted on 09/13/2011 10:22:18 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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The Frenchman boasts, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes.”

The old Jewish man says, “Well, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and she screamed for 6 hours.”

The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied, “What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?”

“I wiped my hands on the drapes.”


4 posted on 09/13/2011 10:23:29 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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What do they sell in there? Doctor’s salaries? (strictly for her pleasure). rim shot!


7 posted on 09/13/2011 10:58:46 PM PDT by barstoolblues (proud member of the sunzab itches club)
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Why are Jewish men circumcised?

Because no Jewish woman will touch anything that’s not at least 20 percent off.

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9 posted on 09/13/2011 11:16:38 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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Bit of the pickle...


11 posted on 09/14/2011 12:20:54 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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Women are more complex, sexually, then men, so it’s obvious that a matriarchal culture where highly intelligent men ‘worship’ (and fetishize) their women enjoy better, longer, more complex and fulfilling sex episodes. What does not make sense to me is what this has to do with “toys.” I have ten fingers, ten toes, two strong arms and legs and one mouth, and always found these chinese tchotchkes to be a silly (and sometimes harmful) distraction.


15 posted on 09/14/2011 3:45:19 AM PDT by golux
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17 posted on 09/14/2011 5:32:07 AM PDT by SJackson (Free Palestine, return it to the inhabitants who had the land taken by the Romans, Alan West)
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20 posted on 09/14/2011 6:15:26 AM PDT by Morgana (I don't speak much...............but when I do....)
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23 posted on 09/14/2011 7:09:45 AM PDT by martin_fierro (The Thread Police kept me from donating.)
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