2011 NFL WEEK ONE LIVE THREAD

Man that lockout was hell wasn't it? :)

1 posted on 09/08/2011 4:25:06 PM PDT by mainepatsfan

To: 4everontheRight; ABG(anybody but Gore); Abbeville Conservative; akorahil; albee; Americanwolf; ...

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2 posted on 09/08/2011 4:26:21 PM PDT by mainepatsfan

To: mainepatsfan

STFU Obama! The NFL is back!

Geaux Saints!

3 posted on 09/08/2011 4:27:20 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)

4 posted on 09/08/2011 4:33:47 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper

LOL! I took the Saints and the points tonight...but GO BLUE! (Sunday at 4:15 PM in Landover, that is)

5 posted on 09/08/2011 4:34:44 PM PDT by Pharmboy (What always made the state a hell has been that man tried to make it heaven-Hoelderlin)

In the Wisconsin market the stations went to NBC coverage and skipped the Kenyan .

6 posted on 09/08/2011 4:38:00 PM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)

7 posted on 09/08/2011 4:40:10 PM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)

To: mainepatsfan; AT7Saluki

ESPN is covering the NFL right now. I don’t believe there’s much of anything else to watch on TV tonight.

8 posted on 09/08/2011 4:46:09 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)

To: Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; Larry Lucido; ..

Bla-Bla-Bla...

Bla-Bla--

Yadda-Yadda-Yadda... Yadda-Yadda--

Did I mention I killed... Osama?

Bla-Bla-Bla... Bla-Bla--

Yadda-Yadda-Tadda... Yadda-Yadda--

By the way, I did kill... Osama with my bare hands!

Yadda-Bla-Bla... Bla-Yadda--

Looks like Obama's speech went over big... at the NFL Opening Day Party.

Pam Oliver managed to drink herself... white and almost blond.

Well, The Obamathon aside, it is... that time of year again, campers:

Euuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee! Are these... in this issue of Maxium?

Sorry, Lindsay... it is Leela's turn. Maybe next issue if you make bail.

Thursday night at Lambeau, I see... big's Packers having a scare--

The Pack has to show just about everything in the playbook and more... during the game--

Da Ain'ts come close, even causing speculation of a return... to olden days--

But big's new lift & separate cheesebra looks... to be the difference--

New Orleans 26 at Green Bay 27 - The Pack manages to keep from starting 0 & 1 this season!

Atlanta 27 at Chicago 13 - Sunday finds that even with Ms. Big O showing how shovel ready... Da Bears' Defense is, the dogs at Vick's old pound get Da Obama Bears' goat!

Cincinnati 7 at Cleveland 28 - cleveland gop's Real McCoy Browns make Begal Bone soup to win gagging... eh, bragging rights in Ohio.

Buffalo 3 at Kansas City 24 - My Old Dallas Texans get into the spirit of their Chiefs' uniforms and send the Buffaloes home minus hide, hair and bone.

Yet some fans do manage to escape... with some things intact!

Philadelphia 17 at St. Louis 31 - Vick's Dream Pack cannot get past the firehydron as them Fighting Yews... from Saint Louie give the Iggles a nightmare.

Detroit 24 at Tampa Bay 9 - Detroit's Loins don't even break a sweat in their athletic supporters as they tear Tamp Bay a new one.

Tennessee 17 at Jacksonville 14 - Allegra's Old Earlers... pull out a close one in Jacksonville.

Pittsburgh 17 at Baltimore 27 - Dem Dirty Black Byrds teach Big Ben and his Stoolers a thing or two about the price of crabs in Baltimore.

Indianapolis 10 at Houston 28 - Like Allegra's daily training... her current Earlers ride hard, breaking them Paytonless Colts in the old Reliant Corral.

NY Giants 27 at Washington 13 - Allegra's Deadskins show the Jersey Jints they still know how to lose... with the best of them.

Minnesota 10 at San Diego 35 - Da Bolts cut off McNabb's horns and sent the Viqueens home with a losing record.

Seattle 14 at San Francisco 21 - The 69ers out swish the Seahags at Candlestick.

Carolina 9 at Arizona 28 - The Chicago/St. Louis/Arizona Redbyrds deCam the Panthers, but do I see... a Cam Newton Supporter there?

No, honey, this is my... bra size.

New England 35 at Miami 17 - The Patty-Cakes, big's other team, enjoy the south Florida heat as they cook the Phins well done.

Oakland 13 at Denver 31 - The Timboless Bronchoettes are bad, but not a bad as Al's Deadass Waiders.

Oh, yeah, in that battle of the Ryan Boys at The Jerseylands will have Rex Ryan says, "Round up... the ususal defense--

My 'Boys... winning in a walk, Cowboys 27 - Jets 13.

You must be joking, Bendy... The Jets lose with Namath at quarterback, Boozer at halfback and Snell at fullback?

Don, Don, Don! Always 40 someodd years late... and a backfield short! My 'Boys will take no prisoners!

That's a little bloodthirsty... isn't it, Bend?

It is not that we are bloodthirsty, Don, old sport... We just don't have the room on Jerry's Jet back to Big D.

9 posted on 09/08/2011 4:49:45 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

To: mainepatsfan

They keep moving the season later each year.

Eventually, the opening game will be New Years day and the Super Bowl will be Labor Day weekend.

10 posted on 09/08/2011 5:06:48 PM PDT by TomGuy

To: big'ol_freeper

Jordin Sparks absolutely massacred the National Anthem.

11 posted on 09/08/2011 5:44:27 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (California: Making Texas more Conservative one voter at a time)

To: freedumb2003

I yelled “you suck” at the TV

12 posted on 09/08/2011 5:47:20 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper

To: Bender2; cleveland gop; Allegra; Richard Kimball

That's a way to start!!

13 posted on 09/08/2011 5:50:18 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper

To: freedumb2003

I’m really impressed with Aaron Rodgers so far. The Saints coverage has not been that bad but Rodgers is repeatedly putting the ball in tight coverage exactly where it needs to be every time. The Saints have yet to stop him.

14 posted on 09/08/2011 6:35:39 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)

To: big'ol_freeper

Gadzooks! So far, into the 2nd quarter with 4 touchdowns scored with 5 kickoffs...

and only one punt, all with no returns!

I'm glad Tom and Vince... aren't here to see this!

15 posted on 09/08/2011 6:40:50 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

To: big'ol_freeper

Re: Darren Sproles 72 Yard Punt Return

You just were not... watching hard enough, Bend--

16 posted on 09/08/2011 6:43:33 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

It looks like Sproeles (sp?) is playing in a FAST FORWARD mode while everyone else is playing in a PLAY mode.

17 posted on 09/08/2011 7:30:18 PM PDT by fkabuckeyesrule

To: mainepatsfan

Damn.....it's about time!

Aloha Patsfan!

The lockout effects sure aren't showing in this first game. 28-20, Green Bay......Oops.....kickoff return by New Orleans.

Maybe there really wasn't a lockout?

18 posted on 09/08/2011 7:39:27 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhaul Congress!)

To: Bender2; cleveland gop; Allegra; Richard Kimball

19 posted on 09/08/2011 8:52:41 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper

To: Bender2; cleveland gop; Richard Kimball

And now for the rest of week one picks...

Atlanta Falcons will thump the Chicago Bears

Houston Texans will de-shoe the Indianapolis Colts

Kansas City Chiefs will skate by the Buffalo Bills

Jacksonville Jaguars will pummel the Tennessee Titans

Cleveland Browns will edge the Cincinnati Bengals

St. Louis Rams will surprise the Philadelphia Eagles

Baltimore Ravens will crush the Pittsburgh Steelers

Tampa Bay Buccaneers will tame the Detroit Lions

San Diego Chargers will bolt by the Minnesota Vikings

Washington Redskins will punt the New York Giants

Arizona Cardinals will skin the Carolina Panthers

San Francisco 49ers will sift the Seattle Seahawks

New York Jets will thrust by the Dallas Cowboys

New England Patriots will snag the Miami Dolphins

Denver Broncos will ride by the Oakland Raiders

20 posted on 09/11/2011 7:14:19 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)

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