Posted on 09/08/2011 4:25:03 PM PDT by mainepatsfan
STFU Obama! The NFL is back!
Geaux Saints!
Go Pack Go!!!
LOL! I took the Saints and the points tonight...but GO BLUE! (Sunday at 4:15 PM in Landover, that is)
In the Wisconsin market the stations went to NBC coverage and skipped the Kenyan .
Go Green Bay
ESPN is covering the NFL right now. I don’t believe there’s much of anything else to watch on TV tonight.
Bla-Bla-- Yadda-Yadda-Yadda... 
Yadda-Yadda--
Did I mention I killed... 
Osama?
Bla-Bla-Bla... 
Bla-Bla--
Yadda-Yadda-Tadda... 
Yadda-Yadda--
By the way, I did kill... 
Osama with my bare hands!
Yadda-Bla-Bla... 
Bla-Yadda--
Looks like Obama's speech went over big... 
at the NFL Opening Day Party.
Pam Oliver managed to drink herself... 
white and almost blond.
Well, The Obamathon aside, it is... 
that time of year again, campers:
Euuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee! Are these... 
in this issue of Maxium?
Sorry, Lindsay... 
it is Leela's turn. Maybe next issue if you make bail.
Thursday night at Lambeau, I see... 
big's Packers having a scare--
The Pack has to show just about everything in the playbook and more... 
during the game--
Da Ain'ts come close, even causing speculation of a return... 
to olden days--
But big's new lift & separate cheesebra looks... 
to be the difference--
New Orleans 26 at Green Bay 27 - The Pack manages to keep from starting 0 & 1 this season!
Atlanta 27 at Chicago 13 - Sunday finds that even with Ms. Big O showing how shovel ready... 
Da Bears' Defense is, the dogs at Vick's old pound get Da Obama Bears' goat!
Cincinnati 7 at Cleveland 28 - cleveland gop's Real McCoy Browns make Begal Bone soup to win gagging... 
eh, bragging rights in Ohio.
Buffalo 3 at Kansas City 24 - My Old Dallas Texans get into the spirit of their Chiefs' uniforms and send the Buffaloes home minus hide, hair and bone.
Yet some fans do manage to escape... 
with some things intact!
Philadelphia 17 at St. Louis 31 - Vick's Dream Pack cannot get past the firehydron as them Fighting Yews... 
from Saint Louie give the Iggles a nightmare.
Detroit 24 at Tampa Bay 9 - Detroit's Loins don't even break a sweat in their athletic supporters as they tear Tamp Bay a new one.
Tennessee 17 at Jacksonville 14 - Allegra's Old Earlers... 
pull out a close one in Jacksonville.
Pittsburgh 17 at Baltimore 27 - Dem Dirty Black Byrds teach Big Ben and his Stoolers a thing or two about the price of crabs in Baltimore.
Indianapolis 10 at Houston 28 - Like Allegra's daily training... 
her current Earlers ride hard, breaking them Paytonless Colts in the old Reliant Corral.
NY Giants 27 at Washington 13 - Allegra's Deadskins show the Jersey Jints they still know how to lose... 
with the best of them.
Minnesota 10 at San Diego 35 - Da Bolts cut off McNabb's horns and sent the Viqueens home with a losing record.
Seattle 14 at San Francisco 21 - The 69ers out swish the Seahags at Candlestick.
Carolina 9 at Arizona 28 - The Chicago/St. Louis/Arizona Redbyrds deCam the Panthers, but do I see... 
a Cam Newton Supporter there?
No, honey, this is my... 
bra size.
New England 35 at Miami 17 - The Patty-Cakes, big's other team, enjoy the south Florida heat as they cook the Phins well done.
Oakland 13 at Denver 31 - The Timboless Bronchoettes are bad, but not a bad as Al's Deadass Waiders.
Oh, yeah, in that battle of the Ryan Boys at The Jerseylands will have Rex Ryan says, "Round up... 
the ususal defense--
My 'Boys... 
winning in a walk, Cowboys 27 - Jets 13.
You must be joking, Bendy... 
The Jets lose with Namath at quarterback, Boozer at halfback and Snell at fullback?
Don, Don, Don! Always 40 someodd years late... 
and a backfield short! My 'Boys will take no prisoners!
That's a little bloodthirsty... 
isn't it, Bend?
It is not that we are bloodthirsty, Don, old sport... 
We just don't have the room on Jerry's Jet back to Big D.
They keep moving the season later each year.
Eventually, the opening game will be New Years day and the Super Bowl will be Labor Day weekend.
Jordin Sparks absolutely massacred the National Anthem.
I yelled “you suck” at the TV
I’m really impressed with Aaron Rodgers so far. The Saints coverage has not been that bad but Rodgers is repeatedly putting the ball in tight coverage exactly where it needs to be every time. The Saints have yet to stop him.
and only one punt, all with no returns! I'm glad Tom and Vince... 
aren't here to see this!
You just were not... 
watching hard enough, Bend--
It looks like Sproeles (sp?) is playing in a FAST FORWARD mode while everyone else is playing in a PLAY mode.
And now for the rest of week one picks...
Atlanta Falcons will thump the Chicago Bears
Houston Texans will de-shoe the Indianapolis Colts
Kansas City Chiefs will skate by the Buffalo Bills
Jacksonville Jaguars will pummel the Tennessee Titans
Cleveland Browns will edge the Cincinnati Bengals
St. Louis Rams will surprise the Philadelphia Eagles
Baltimore Ravens will crush the Pittsburgh Steelers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers will tame the Detroit Lions
San Diego Chargers will bolt by the Minnesota Vikings
Washington Redskins will punt the New York Giants
Arizona Cardinals will skin the Carolina Panthers
San Francisco 49ers will sift the Seattle Seahawks
New York Jets will thrust by the Dallas Cowboys
New England Patriots will snag the Miami Dolphins
Denver Broncos will ride by the Oakland Raiders
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