Helmets mandatory...
Posted on 09/06/2011 6:33:00 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
-- Police in Ohio said a man who was seen engaging in sexual activity with an inflatable swimming raft had previous arrests for public indecency.
Hamilton police said they arrested Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, after a witness -- the owner of the raft -- reported he was engaging in sexual activity with the pink swimming accessory in the alley behind his home, the Hamilton Journal News reported Tuesday.
The owner told police the man was told to stop, but he fled with the raft.
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Helmets mandatory...
What do light beer and having sex with an inflatable raft have in common?
They are both f#####g near water.
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YES! Thats it. It was the book I was thinking of. THANK YOU! Now I’ll sleep tonight ;)
He could get rafted.
Abort activities and see a sailor.
Who are we to judge? The man and his raft loved each other. It’s only right wing crazies who want to deny such bonds.
She never talk back like a lady might do
And she looks like she loves it every time I get through
And her name in P I N K Y.....
Muskraft Love !
Ouch !
You see Johnny, when a man and a raft love each other in a very special way...
“Who are we to judge? The man and his raft loved each other. It’s only right wing crazies who want to deny such bonds.”
Haha! This reminds of the story of the woman who “married” the Berlin Wall-
http://proexistence.blogspot.com/2008/05/operation-marriage-chaos-woman-married.html
He was dreaming of Rosie O’Donnel
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How are we supposed to determine his guilt or innocence without a picture of the raft?
"He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic," she said. "That's just it. That's all of it."
Makes me think of that movie “Castaway”. Tom Hanks was awfully attached to that volleyball......sadly his inflatable raft was killed before any romance could develop.
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