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Man arrested for sex with raft
Investors Business Daily ^ | September 6, 2011

Posted on 09/06/2011 6:33:00 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued

-- Police in Ohio said a man who was seen engaging in sexual activity with an inflatable swimming raft had previous arrests for public indecency.

Hamilton police said they arrested Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, after a witness -- the owner of the raft -- reported he was engaging in sexual activity with the pink swimming accessory in the alley behind his home, the Hamilton Journal News reported Tuesday.

The owner told police the man was told to stop, but he fled with the raft.

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; objectumsexuality; raft
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1 posted on 09/06/2011 6:33:02 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA

I know I should be offended and disgusted, but I can’t stop laughing. The perp certainly practices safe sex.


2 posted on 09/06/2011 6:34:59 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens collect welfare checks that Americans won't collect)
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To: Clintonfatigued

“the man was told to stop, but he fled with the raft”

True love!


3 posted on 09/06/2011 6:35:03 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Clintonfatigued

A recent raft of abuse has blown-up, I see.

To be caught really let the air out of his balloon.

PILE ON GUYS!!!!


4 posted on 09/06/2011 6:35:40 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Clintonfatigued

Did he mistake it for the Love Boat?


5 posted on 09/06/2011 6:36:36 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: gaijin

His display permitted him a puffed-up feeling, but his arrest left him somewhat deflated.


6 posted on 09/06/2011 6:36:49 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: dynachrome

It’s the Obama economy I tell ya! Inflatable sheep are too darn expensive these days.


7 posted on 09/06/2011 6:37:04 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: dynachrome

Fer cryin’ out loud....

It was an inflatable raft.

He was just blowing it up.


8 posted on 09/06/2011 6:37:14 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Obama Loves America Like OJ Loved Nicole.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Whatever floats his boat.


9 posted on 09/06/2011 6:37:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a Permenant Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Hope it was a female raft.


10 posted on 09/06/2011 6:37:52 PM PDT by JimmyMc
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To: Clintonfatigued

Well, it was, ahem, pink.


11 posted on 09/06/2011 6:37:59 PM PDT by library user (I want my headstone to read: "He died while doing what he enjoyed most: breathing.")
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To: Clintonfatigued

LOL. A perfect opportunity for one of my favorite jokes:

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”

Customer says, “Female”

Counter guy asks, “Black or white?”

Customer says, “White”

Counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”

Customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

Counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”


12 posted on 09/06/2011 6:39:18 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: Clintonfatigued; Impy; fieldmarshaldj

Maybe the guys blow up doll was in the shop for repair?


13 posted on 09/06/2011 6:40:12 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Perry/Bachmann 2012 - they can share hair care products.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

That ah....doll thing ....it wouldn’t have anything to do with your user name would it?

NOTTHATTHERESANYTHINGWRONGWITHTHAT!!! ;)


14 posted on 09/06/2011 6:42:13 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

oh, that’s good!


15 posted on 09/06/2011 6:44:47 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Giant condom. It’s called Trojans 2 on a Raft.


16 posted on 09/06/2011 6:49:01 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Ir was not a raft it was a double amputee blow up doll.


17 posted on 09/06/2011 6:51:04 PM PDT by lastchance ("Nisi credideritis, non intelligetis" St. Augustine)
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To: Clintonfatigued

If it was a virgin, is he a plank owner?


18 posted on 09/06/2011 6:52:46 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

ROFL!


19 posted on 09/06/2011 6:53:15 PM PDT by Hugin ("A man'll usually tell you his bad intentions if you listen and let yourself hear it"--- Open Range)
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To: Clintonfatigued

20 posted on 09/06/2011 6:55:54 PM PDT by mikrofon (Where'd he dig him up?)
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