bon appetit...
Posted on 09/01/2011 12:45:39 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
A 21-year-old Russian cannibal brutally stabbed his gay date to death and then made him into meatballs and uploaded footage of him cooking onto the internet.
Known as Ivan L, the chef allegedly lured his victim, aged 32, to his Murmansk flat where he killed him and then cut off his head and feet because he wanted to eat human flesh.
"The defendant wanted to try eating at least ten people in the future," Investigator Fedor Bludenov said, the Daily Mail reports.
Not normally but this guy was an obvious foodie......
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What kind of wine does one serve with gay Russian filet?
Something with a head of fruit.
Mundo Gay, a Spanish wine. O'Lay!
“Russian cannibal brutally stabbed his gay date”
As opposed to stabbing him gently?
“Just braise it, yeah? Don’t cook it to death—and not `roar’ either. This is a fine rack of Russian.
Turn the pan so it cooks on the sides, there it is, huh? Don’t wank it!
No. Stop it. Give it to me you silly twat ...
Now we add the sauce I picked up in China, ladle it on: `cream of sum yung man.’ Yes. Let it marinate.
That’s the ticket, taste it. Taste it! Hurry up.
Get it out before it gets cold, there’s a boy. Yum!”
(smacking ruby red lips)
Gordon Ramsay’s cannibal brother, Cedric Ramsay
Season 2, `Hannibals Carvery’, “Cooking Your Date”
Is the concept “don’t put video of yourself committing a crime in the Internet” that hard to grasp?
Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Pentecostal missionary? Didn’t taste bad, but he kept throwing up his hands.
Coming up on Food Network:
Ivan told his friend “you can’t beat my meat”!
bon appetit...
Sometimes threads with sensational, prurient subject matter don’t last long.
"Yes, that's right Mr. Moore, the limo driver won't be holding a sign with your name on it, as identification he will be the only one carrying bottles of A-1 sauce..."
I know.
But I didn’t sensationalize it. It’s a real story.
I can’t make this @#$^ up. Well, I COULD... but then... truth be stranger than fiction.
I'd say the man was definitely goal-oriented...
A cannibal comes home for dinner one night, and is disappointed to hear his wife say, sorry honey, everybody’s eaten.
“To Serve Man”.....It’s a cookbook!
Your joke is way better than mine! LOL!!
Christopher Scarver.
Homosexual black prisoner...said God told him to kill Dahmer and another killer inmate.
Maybe God did...
Scarver is loony as a jaybird but hell on wheels with a an EZ bar on the weight pile
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