Something with a head of fruit.
“Just braise it, yeah? Don’t cook it to death—and not `roar’ either. This is a fine rack of Russian.
Turn the pan so it cooks on the sides, there it is, huh? Don’t wank it!
No. Stop it. Give it to me you silly twat ...
Now we add the sauce I picked up in China, ladle it on: `cream of sum yung man.’ Yes. Let it marinate.
That’s the ticket, taste it. Taste it! Hurry up.
Get it out before it gets cold, there’s a boy. Yum!”
(smacking ruby red lips)
Gordon Ramsay’s cannibal brother, Cedric Ramsay
Season 2, `Hannibals Carvery’, “Cooking Your Date”