Globe Magazine: Obama's Booze Breakdown

Globe Magazine ^ | august 24

[maggief]

There's a shocking secret behind the First Family's recent vacation on Martha's Vineyard - First Lady Michelle Obama is using it to rehab the President off booze! Find out why Barack has been hitting the bottle more and more -- and how Michelle hopes to save him from a drunken disaster - ONLY in the new GLOBE.

[tgusa]

The sympathy vote would come from people who would vote for him anyway. Well, maybe a few will stir from their hangovers long enough to drag their sorry butts down to the polls to vote .....

[Fantasywriter]

“We’re beginning to hit that point on the steep downward slide that people will tend to care much more about themselves and their families than they will about Obama...

Sympathy? We ran out of that for the types represented by the Obamas and their elite ilk...”

Exactly. In a good economy people can be generous with their sympathy, and are not above feeling sorry for an addict. When the economy is in a nosedive and people are scared witless, they feel only anger toward a man who claimed he would fix it but turned out to be a flimflam coke head (or some approximation thereof).

[dfwgator]

Tell ‘em Frank:

Cocaine decisions...
You are a person with a snow-jon
You got a fancy gotta go job
Where the cocaine decisions that you make today
Will Mean that millions somewhere else
Will do it your way
Cocaine decisions...
You are a person who is high class
You are a person not in my class
And the cocaine decisions that you make today
Will mean nothing later on
When you get nose decay
I don’t wanna know
‘Bout the things that you pull
Outta your nose
Or where they goes
But if you are wasted
From the stuff you’re stickin’ in it
I get madder every day
‘Cause what you do ‘n’ what you say
Affects my life in such a way
I learn to hate it every minute!
Cocaine decisions...
You are a doctor or a lawyer
You got an office with a foyer
And the cocaine decisions that you make today
Will not be discovered till it’s over ‘n’ done
By the customers you hold at bay
Cocaine decisions...
You are a movie business guy
You got accountants who supply
The necessary figures
To determine when you fly
To Acapulco
Where all your friends go
Cocaine decisions...
We must watch the stuff you make
You have let us eat the cake
While your accountants tell you Yes Yes Yes
You make EXPENSIVE UGLINESS

[tcrlaf]

“Where’s the photo of STOS Deputy Fuhrer Melekan?”

[detective]

“If I had married a Wookie I would be hitting the bottle myself!”

Obama prefers boys like Larry Sinclair, Donald Young, Bill Ayers and the patrons of Man's Country in Chicago. Being with the Wookie for two weeks must require a lot of self-medication.

Michelle goes on a lot of very expensive vacations by herself. All charged to the taxpayers of course.

[SueRae]

Someone posted here on a British tabloid re: Michelle’s spending habits...and that she has cultivated a taste for high priced vodka....are they sure they have the right one?

[Fantasywriter]

I don’t think he’ll get even that. Part of his core doesn’t like to vote. They’re the, ‘we’re entitled; somebody else will do it’ crowd, SOME of whom came out for him in ‘10. They’re not enthused enough to do it again. He’s disappointing just about everybody. His only chance is a third party candidate, and let’s just hope the person who’s thinking of filling that role is prepared to go down in history as the one who gave the worst president of modern times another four years.

[proud American in Canada]

From http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/01/barack-obama-told-to-quit-smoking

“The doctors also recommended “moderation of alcohol intake”.

[Fantasywriter]

Okay—thanks, that’s great. I went to my favorite search engine and couldn’t find a thing, but that pic is priceless. Much appreciated!

[Osage Orange]

Lessee, after Biden it’s...shazzam, Nancy Pelosi.

Close....but no cigar.

[Huskrrrr]

These past three years haved seemed like one long “Lost Weekend.”

[proud American in Canada]

I may be mistaken, but I don’t think it was photoshopped. I think it’s an actual news photo.

[Huskrrrr]

Where can I send money to DD?

[treetopsandroofs]

Oops, so sorry, I meant the doped up John Gill (Fuhrer) behind the microphone.

But thanks so much for the quick Melekan photo!

[Average Al]

Say what? I thought Michelle was the lush of the two. Supposedly he was ashamed of her public drunkenness.

[Sacajaweau]

Hmmm.....I thought his doctors report mentioned cutting down on alcohol.

[Hotlanta Mike]

Great, gonna go from “Blame it on Bush” to “Blame it on the Bottle”...

[agere_contra]

It is a photoshop, but it's very apt. There's no deception in it, just a compare and contrast.

[Oztrich Boy]

Can we at least get a concensus on which one is the boozer and which one is worried about the other’s drinking?

[txrangerette]

I’ve replied ad nauseum to the corrections...

It’s Boehner, but I am still having nightmare flashbacks and always will, that Pelosi could have easily become President.

If the Dems have their way, she will once again join Biden in the lineup.

That’s the Dems idea of who should be waiting to replace Obama...