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Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp
WKRN ^ | 8/23/11 | WKRN

Posted on 08/23/2011 6:37:47 PM PDT by Lmo56

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Canisters of bull semen caused quite a scare on the on-ramp to Interstate 65 South Tuesday morning.

The canisters fell off a Greyhound bus just after 5 a.m. as the bus traveled around the curve of the ramp just south of downtown Nashville.

Fire and emergency crews were called to the scene amid reports of a foul odor.

(Excerpt) Read more at wkrn.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: closure; napl; ramp; semen
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To: stormer
And it looks like they’re out of Dos Equis...

ROTFLMAO!

61 posted on 08/23/2011 8:15:11 PM PDT by mlocher (Is it time to cash in before I am taxed out?)
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To: Nervous Tick

Well, *I* am. How the heck DO they get it out of the bull?


Pleasurable electronic stimulation. They have machines that do most of the work. Nothing too hands on about it anymore.


62 posted on 08/23/2011 8:25:35 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy (Trust in God, but empty the clip.)
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To: Lmo56

This thread is one load of b.s.


63 posted on 08/23/2011 8:37:50 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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To: Markos33; Artemis Webb; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Bull semen is serious business.


64 posted on 08/23/2011 8:44:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

65 posted on 08/23/2011 8:45:32 PM PDT by stormer
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To: max americana

Girl bulls who spit?


66 posted on 08/23/2011 8:48:50 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: max americana

Girl bulls who spit?


67 posted on 08/23/2011 8:48:50 PM PDT by bobby.223
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To: max americana

Barney Frank needed a second job...


68 posted on 08/23/2011 8:59:55 PM PDT by RockinRight (The ObamAA+ Downgrade)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Don't make me tell the joke: *A masked robber goes into a sperm bank..............*


69 posted on 08/23/2011 10:17:47 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Daffynition

It was Barney Frank, right?


70 posted on 08/23/2011 10:37:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lmo56

Ironic that a little bull semen could close a highway ramp, when an entire mountain of bull sh*t has never yet closed down Washington.


71 posted on 08/24/2011 12:59:48 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Slings and Arrows
Financial Services Committee chairman Bwarney Fwank? You betcha. [Hope there are no statutes of limitation on his crimes.]


72 posted on 08/24/2011 1:21:22 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
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To: Slings and Arrows

73 posted on 08/24/2011 4:07:04 AM PDT by Morgana (I never said one word........)
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To: miele man

Yes they are still around. In fact ,the hub in Burl. Iowa where I based has expanded.


74 posted on 08/24/2011 7:55:11 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: stormer

Never try to milk a bull. You get dirty and the bull enjoys it.


75 posted on 08/24/2011 8:04:15 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

...brings a whole level of meaning to “Moo...[BANG!]...Mooo...”


76 posted on 08/24/2011 8:08:23 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: RichInOC

I can’t hear you.


77 posted on 08/24/2011 8:47:34 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s what they said.


78 posted on 08/24/2011 8:49:55 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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