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Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp
WKRN ^ | 8/23/11 | WKRN

Posted on 08/23/2011 6:37:47 PM PDT by Lmo56

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Canisters of bull semen caused quite a scare on the on-ramp to Interstate 65 South Tuesday morning.

The canisters fell off a Greyhound bus just after 5 a.m. as the bus traveled around the curve of the ramp just south of downtown Nashville.

Fire and emergency crews were called to the scene amid reports of a foul odor.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: closure; napl; ramp; semen
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1 posted on 08/23/2011 6:37:50 PM PDT by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

A foul odor? I thought they said it was bull semen.


2 posted on 08/23/2011 6:39:39 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Lmo56

You think that’s bad, bull manure forced the closure of the entire economy!


3 posted on 08/23/2011 6:39:48 PM PDT by icanhasbailout
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To: Lmo56

Not another Strauss-Kahn thread!


4 posted on 08/23/2011 6:40:12 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
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To: Lmo56

I wonder how much it was worth, I saw that some Bull Semen from Champion Bulls was worth tons of money on Discovery.


5 posted on 08/23/2011 6:40:19 PM PDT by dila813
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To: Lmo56

I’m not gonna even ask how they get bull semen into the canisters..


6 posted on 08/23/2011 6:42:24 PM PDT by max americana (FUBO NATION 2012 FK BARAK)
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To: dila813

>> I saw that some Bull Semen from Champion Bulls was worth tons of money on Discovery.

Somehow, I don’t think the good stuff ships by Greyhound Bus. :-)


7 posted on 08/23/2011 6:42:42 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Lmo56

“Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp”

You know, sometimes you gotta let those things mate or stuff like this happens. I bet he saw one of those “Happy California Cow” commercials and the poor thing simply couldn’t contain himself.


8 posted on 08/23/2011 6:43:46 PM PDT by Grunthor (In order; Palin, Perry, None of the rest matter 'til the general)
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To: dila813

I vaguely remember a bull juice episode of Miami Vice once.


9 posted on 08/23/2011 6:43:57 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin)
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To: max americana

>> I’m not gonna even ask how they get bull semen into the canisters..

Well, *I* am. How the heck DO they get it out of the bull?

Plastic blow up cow dolls? Custom milking machine? Monkeys trained to spank bulls? How?


10 posted on 08/23/2011 6:44:39 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Lmo56

I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy the comments...........


11 posted on 08/23/2011 6:44:39 PM PDT by sillsfan (Reagan and Sarah are right- WE win, they lose!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
ping

(Could be ISH worthy)

12 posted on 08/23/2011 6:48:19 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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To: Lmo56

I must be in a fog. I live in Nashville, and I didn’t even hear about this


13 posted on 08/23/2011 6:48:48 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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To: Nervous Tick

“Monkeys trained to spank bulls?”

Just spewed beer on my monitor (for real)!


14 posted on 08/23/2011 6:50:26 PM PDT by Grunthor (In order; Palin, Perry, None of the rest matter 'til the general)
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To: Lmo56

SPECIAL DELIVERY TO: Mr. B. FRANK, BOSTON, MA 02101

He spreads it on his muffins in the morning.


15 posted on 08/23/2011 6:50:37 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Nervous Tick
>> I saw that some Bull Semen from Champion Bulls was worth tons of money on Discovery.

Somehow, I don’t think the good stuff ships by Greyhound Bus. :-)

I wouldn't rule it out. I used to drive for Trailways and
we carried a lot of human organs for transplant.

16 posted on 08/23/2011 6:50:50 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Fightin Whitey

Buns I don’t want to know about.


17 posted on 08/23/2011 6:52:19 PM PDT by DBrow
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To: Lmo56

LOL!! Second night in a row that this particular topic has crept up here at FR. :-p. Last night it was at a hotel though.


18 posted on 08/23/2011 6:52:47 PM PDT by MissyMa
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To: Slings and Arrows

um...


19 posted on 08/23/2011 6:54:04 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (Perry 2012! A Conservative who can win!)
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To: Lmo56

Is that what they call Lesbians in the Navy now?


20 posted on 08/23/2011 6:54:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin)
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