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1 posted on 08/23/2011 6:37:50 PM PDT by Lmo56
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To: Lmo56

A foul odor? I thought they said it was bull semen.


2 posted on 08/23/2011 6:39:39 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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You think that’s bad, bull manure forced the closure of the entire economy!


3 posted on 08/23/2011 6:39:48 PM PDT by icanhasbailout
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Not another Strauss-Kahn thread!


4 posted on 08/23/2011 6:40:12 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
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I wonder how much it was worth, I saw that some Bull Semen from Champion Bulls was worth tons of money on Discovery.


5 posted on 08/23/2011 6:40:19 PM PDT by dila813
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I’m not gonna even ask how they get bull semen into the canisters..


6 posted on 08/23/2011 6:42:24 PM PDT by max americana (FUBO NATION 2012 FK BARAK)
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“Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp”

You know, sometimes you gotta let those things mate or stuff like this happens. I bet he saw one of those “Happy California Cow” commercials and the poor thing simply couldn’t contain himself.


8 posted on 08/23/2011 6:43:46 PM PDT by Grunthor (In order; Palin, Perry, None of the rest matter 'til the general)
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I’m just gonna sit back and enjoy the comments...........


11 posted on 08/23/2011 6:44:39 PM PDT by sillsfan (Reagan and Sarah are right- WE win, they lose!)
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ping

(Could be ISH worthy)

12 posted on 08/23/2011 6:48:19 PM PDT by Semper Mark (Vlad Tepes was a piker.)
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I must be in a fog. I live in Nashville, and I didn’t even hear about this


13 posted on 08/23/2011 6:48:48 PM PDT by barstoolblues (Notes from the Hobbitt hole. By Hezbollah Hobbitt.)
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SPECIAL DELIVERY TO: Mr. B. FRANK, BOSTON, MA 02101

He spreads it on his muffins in the morning.


15 posted on 08/23/2011 6:50:37 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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LOL!! Second night in a row that this particular topic has crept up here at FR. :-p. Last night it was at a hotel though.


18 posted on 08/23/2011 6:52:47 PM PDT by MissyMa
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um...


19 posted on 08/23/2011 6:54:04 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (Perry 2012! A Conservative who can win!)
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Is that what they call Lesbians in the Navy now?


20 posted on 08/23/2011 6:54:14 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin)
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"Canisters like they ones strewn across the interstate typically carry between 300 and 400 straws, each containing one-milliliter of sperm."


24 posted on 08/23/2011 6:58:17 PM PDT by Artemis Webb (Perry 2012! A Conservative who can win!)
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Did Keith Olbermann show up with a straw yet?

Cheers!

25 posted on 08/23/2011 7:01:14 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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I read somewhere that that’s the most valuable liquid known.


28 posted on 08/23/2011 7:04:22 PM PDT by RandallFlagg ("I can see 2012 from my house!" Jim Thompson, 7-16-2011)
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The foul odor was the liquid nitrogen that they need to keep it at -256.....I think..

There are several, more than you'd think, deaths each year from bulls. They weigh over 2000 pounds and they just head butt you against a post or a stationary object and you are just plain dead.

Collecting the semen and breeding the cows artificially has saved many farm lives. Dairy bulls are the worst.

Been there, done that.

33 posted on 08/23/2011 7:11:44 PM PDT by Battle Axe (Repent, for the coming of the Lord is neigh.)
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barney Frank is aboard his private jet racing to the scene with a straw...


46 posted on 08/23/2011 7:40:18 PM PDT by tarotsailor
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Totally disgusting. ICK!


49 posted on 08/23/2011 7:51:47 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: "I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.")
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This thread is one load of b.s.


63 posted on 08/23/2011 8:37:50 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie
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