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New freeper here

Posted on 08/09/2011 4:44:47 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient

Like the title of the thread says, there's a new freeper among the ranks. I've been a constant lurker on FR for about 2/12 years now, so I know my way around FR pretty well.

Homeschooled christian conservative, not a gun owner yet, unless useless dinky little BB guns count, cuz' I have about a dozen of those.

I don't have a job yet, or a driver's license, although that will probably change soon, cuz' I'm 17 years old.

So, first post ever in the bag. Howdy.


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To: contrarian

Where’s the cheese?
How could you forget the cheese?
And what’s a “bebber”? Is it like a beeber?
I thought it was hugh and series.


101 posted on 08/09/2011 9:17:27 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient
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To: MestaMachine

I’m not getting frantic, don’t worry.
I am, however, getting slightly impatient.


102 posted on 08/09/2011 9:17:41 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient
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To: no-to-illegals

Nah man, I have a lot of respect for older folks.
I’d never call you a senile old foggee, or make fun of you.

You might whack me with your cane...


103 posted on 08/09/2011 9:17:47 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient
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To: Sparky21555

Hate to say it, but, deep down, I’m one of them.

But I won’t raise a stink about anyone’s poor spelling or grammar.


104 posted on 08/09/2011 9:18:27 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient
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To: Strk321

I despise Romney just as much as everyone else here.


105 posted on 08/09/2011 9:18:32 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient
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To: Mr. Impatient

So how did you end up on Free Republic? Everybody has a story.


106 posted on 08/09/2011 9:30:51 PM PDT by MestaMachine (Going down! (Gunwalker Ping List))
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To: Mr. Impatient
You might whack me with your cane...

LOL and Thanks for that LOL moment. Have to tell you though, I do not carry a cane nor walk with one. My young-ins threaten me all the time with do this, do that, dye your hair, etc. Simple things, and old ways, nothing better ... I am a senile old foggee. I'm proud of that.

107 posted on 08/09/2011 9:37:18 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Mr. Impatient

Howdy! Do you post nekkid?


108 posted on 08/09/2011 9:46:20 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Darksheare
Activate the initiation ritual!

How can we have an initiation? The Wombats are AWOL and we're out of custard!

I've got three aardvarks, a three toed tree sloth and a slightly demented racoon. There's about three hundred gallons of tapioca; but it's gone a bit rancid.

As far as the coffee goes, you're on your own with if you zombify any more hoofed mammals!

109 posted on 08/09/2011 9:50:45 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Mr. Impatient
And what’s a “bebber”? Is it like a beeber?
I thought it was hugh and series.

Not bad for a...

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Not bad at all.

Welcome to FR!

Warning: addictive!

110 posted on 08/09/2011 9:55:07 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

I vote we take the honey, pour it on the noob, tie him onto the ground, and let the ants go at him. Dang, that was mean of me, and the noob did not do anything. Grizzled, I will bring in the honey. My promise, none of your honey will disappear.


111 posted on 08/09/2011 9:59:38 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Mr. Impatient

‘________for my posts to show up.’

I remember that when I signed on in Jan. of this year.
Like 50 minutes, maybe?
It wasn’t long before it took about 20 seconds - yes?
Bet someone here knows why that is.
I could take a guess - - -

Wile away the hours here instead of video games - LOL !
Welcome!


112 posted on 08/09/2011 10:20:44 PM PDT by USARightSide (Next month - ten years since 9-11. What have you learned?)
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To: MestaMachine

‘______our first few posts vetted through the mods.’

Okay. That was my guess - - -


113 posted on 08/09/2011 10:31:22 PM PDT by USARightSide (Next month - ten years since 9-11. What have you learned?)
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To: USARightSide

‘_______it took like 20 seconds.’

More like 10 seconds.


114 posted on 08/09/2011 10:40:08 PM PDT by USARightSide (Next month - ten years since 9-11. What have you learned?)
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To: seowulf

I just saw that.. I will go into double secret probation while smacking myself on the head with a pancake while my beeber is whirling away stuning unsuspecting Romney supporters.


115 posted on 08/09/2011 11:27:49 PM PDT by contrarian (proud new monthly contributor.)
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To: contrarian

With G-D as my witness, I thought pancakes could fly..


116 posted on 08/09/2011 11:33:17 PM PDT by contrarian (proud new monthly contributor.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Nonsense. My mother fought some epic battles with nursing homes that she felt were not taking proper care of my grandmother.

I would hate to go in a home, and I’d hate to put a relative in one. To me, nursing homes symbolize death. Going in one is saying in essence “My life is finished. Time to curl into a ball and die.”


117 posted on 08/10/2011 2:56:36 AM PDT by Strk321
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To: Strk321

Regarding the nonsense part ... you are correct, plus agreement on some (not all) nursing homes. Per hating to go into a home ... agreement ... don’t want to go to a nursing home. Them young-ins of mine though are out to get me .... these gray hairs are my witness.


118 posted on 08/10/2011 6:03:44 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Grizzled Bear

Do we still have the velcro welcome mat and the ladder made of cheese?


119 posted on 08/10/2011 9:39:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: right way right

LOL!
It’s tradition!
Now if only our penguin herds hadn’t escaped.


120 posted on 08/10/2011 9:40:10 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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