Posted on 07/29/2011 1:30:06 PM PDT by Stoat
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The celebrity was shown mercy by Recorder Richard Bond despite having previous convictions for sexual offences, including an incident in which he clambered into the bed of a stage manager and his girlfriend.
The 40-year-old's previous convictions also included a series of "random" and explicit phone calls made to women from a hotel room as long ago as 1995.
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It is understood that Read has recently been hiring himself out to stag parties, offering to be handcuffed to the stag while dressed as a diminutive fictional character such as a Smurf or Oompa-Loompa.
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(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
That guy looks like the alien from the original Star Trek episode titled: “Menagerie”.
Or the cartoon character “Mega Mind”.
Indeed, Mowowie has provided an excellent photo of his Dad in post #21 ;-)
.....from underneath the patio table.
(Obligatory ping for all fans of dwarves, midgets and perverse acts.)
In the last “hat” photo, the woman on the left with the fur (I’m just not hip on royalty ID.) She has a beautiful face, but that hand looks like it belongs to someone else - a very “mannish” someone else.
I think I met that girl in Haight-Ashbury around 1968.
She was dancing to beat of a different drum
And tried to run
Every time I made eyes at her.
And Ian Anderson’s family has what to do with dwarves?
Ask shibumi
“I always thought stag party was a figure of speech...”
Doesn’t every guy have one the night before they gwet married?
I did.
Note to self: pick up steaks for the grill on the way home.
Reminds me of the ELP album “Brain Salad Surgery”.
[but that could just be me]
Nice gig, if you can get it. By the way, if you have an actual stag at your "stag party," you're doing it wrong...
Which one of those guys is Laz?
Does it involve a puck?
Leni
Considering the impressive volume of information kindly supplied by FReepers on many of the myriad facets of this entire issue, I am refusing to rule out any possibilities as to what may or may not be involved here.
Prior to this ‘event’, if someone had asked me if I thought it would be highly likely that a juggler’s hat would be involved with a midget’s public sex crime on a train, I would have dismissed it as being not likely at all. But here we have it. And we also have a midget who will, for a fee, handcuff himself to a stag. This all goes to show that pretty much anything can happen in such a circumstance and so I’d say yes, by all means a puck might be involved, as well as an entire hockey team with all of their equipment.
Sex crimes can be perpetrated in nearly unlimited ways, but until we have more solid information on this situation I’m going to walk the other way if a midget in a juggler’s hat approaches me, with or without a puck.
BUMP a classic thread headline!
The photo appears to be well-posed with nice composition and so my guess is that Laz was the photographer.
His perpetually-positive attitude of enthusiastically hitting any variety of.....ummm.......people....leads me to believe that he might also be a fine photographer who values proper artistic composition.
I have no idea why I find a relationship between those concepts other than it simply seems plausible.
I'm delighted that you liked it....I was surprised to find it expressed that way in The Telegraph. I would have expected such a memorable turn of phrase from The UK Sun, whose headline was terribly uninspired by comparison and was rather a disappointment:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3625617/Star-Wars-Ewok-touched-himself.html
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