Does it involve a puck?
Leni
Considering the impressive volume of information kindly supplied by FReepers on many of the myriad facets of this entire issue, I am refusing to rule out any possibilities as to what may or may not be involved here.
Prior to this ‘event’, if someone had asked me if I thought it would be highly likely that a juggler’s hat would be involved with a midget’s public sex crime on a train, I would have dismissed it as being not likely at all. But here we have it. And we also have a midget who will, for a fee, handcuff himself to a stag. This all goes to show that pretty much anything can happen in such a circumstance and so I’d say yes, by all means a puck might be involved, as well as an entire hockey team with all of their equipment.
Sex crimes can be perpetrated in nearly unlimited ways, but until we have more solid information on this situation I’m going to walk the other way if a midget in a juggler’s hat approaches me, with or without a puck.