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Harry Potter dwarf spared jail over juggler's hat sex act
The Telegraph (U.K.) ^
| July 29, 2011
Posted on 07/29/2011 1:30:06 PM PDT by Stoat
A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films has dodged a short spell behind bars for indecently exposing himself to a teenager on a train.
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The celebrity was shown mercy by Recorder Richard Bond despite having previous convictions for sexual offences, including an incident in which he clambered into the bed of a stage manager and his girlfriend.
The 40-year-old's previous convictions also included a series of "random" and explicit phone calls made to women from a hotel room as long ago as 1995.
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It is understood that Read has recently been hiring himself out to stag parties, offering to be handcuffed to the stag while dressed as a diminutive fictional character such as a Smurf or Oompa-Loompa.
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; dwarf; harrypotter; hatsex; headlineoftheweek; headlines; juggler; napl
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Passing sentence, Mr Bond said: "A relatively short sentence of imprisonment will not help you, and it certainly will not protect the public from your fantasies.
Wrong.
Nicholas Read
It seems that if you're a sexual predator / psychopath, just become a 'celebrity' and you can keep on doing what you do.....
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:30:16 PM PDT
by
Stoat
To: Stoat
New Vienna Sausage spokesman?
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:33:37 PM PDT
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: Stoat
Ooompa Loompa Ping!
I think this is a first!
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:36:31 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(You can't forfeit the game Chuck! If you go home you forfeit!)
To: Stoat
The Sorting Hat...you’re using it wrong.
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:37:31 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Stoat
Hello little girl. The hat in my lap says you should be in the house of Slitherin’
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:38:25 PM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
To: Stoat
Once a Goblin,
always a Goblin...
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:41:53 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 919. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:43:26 PM PDT
by
MNGal
To: Stoat
I always thought “stag party” was a figure of speech...
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:47:41 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: Stoat
Harry Potter dwarf spared jail over juggler's hat sex act That's a sentence you don't see every day.
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:50:21 PM PDT
by
PGR88
(I'm so open-minded my brains fell out)
To: bigbob
I always thought “stag party” was a figure of speech...I did too.
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:52:26 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Tax-chick
Here’s your next undead thread.
To: Stoat
“short sentence” bwahaha!
To: RichInOC
The Sorting Hat...you’re using it wrong.
LMAO. Good one.
Love the sentencing requirement of having to participate in "a community sex offender group work programme". The mind boggles at what THAT entails.
To: rockvillem
Love the sentencing requirement of having to participate in "a community sex offender group work programme". The mind boggles at what THAT entails. There are times when the jokes just write themselves. This is one of those times.
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posted on
07/29/2011 1:59:54 PM PDT
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
07/29/2011 2:02:37 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: null and void; Lazamataz
I knew in a chick in college everyone considered a “gobbler”. Does that count?
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posted on
07/29/2011 2:07:01 PM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
To: Rebelbase; Tax-chick
“The Dwarves are for the Dwarves!” -Dwarven contingent in C.S. Lewis “The Last Battle”
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posted on
07/29/2011 2:08:06 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
What kind of bird is that, a swallow?
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posted on
07/29/2011 2:08:45 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 919. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
To: Stoat
“including an incident in which he clambered into the bed of a stage manager and his girlfriend”
I did that once but i was 18 years old, Drunk out of my mind and FREEZING my frigging butt of at a buddies un-heated beach house in the middle of a snowy night in January.
I miss the 80’s.
lol
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posted on
07/29/2011 2:12:52 PM PDT
by
mowowie
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