Police released this mugshot of Natasha Hubbard, accused of attacking a stranger's infant baby in downtown Los Angeles last week.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/07/27/2011-07-27_woman_charged_with_grabbing_strangers_infant_from_stroller_slamming_him__attempt.html#ixzz1TQAPjh9e
Must be a progressive zombie.
Normal zombies go for the brains.
Progressive zombies don’t even know where the brain is.
She needs to be locked up until she dies. Someone like this shouldn’t be out. Ever.
So I take it that the baby is going to be alright but how in the world can any bail be set for this animal? How is she only in jail and not a mental institution?
(Obscure "Little Rascals"/"Our Gang" reference. "I wish't Cotton was a monkey.")
Michelle says this is probably the result of eating too many Happy Meals at McDonald’s. She should stick to arugula and she wouldn’t be having these problems.
A graphic example of the deleterious effects on the brain from years of eating gub’mint cheese.
If that was my baby, that thing wouldn’t be alive when the police arrived.
Drugs open a door and something walks through it.
That’s a dude and the “dude” is on crack!!
This is how that incident may have differed if someone had attacked our son while my wife was pushing him in a stroller:
[perp approaches and grabs baby]
Wife: What the he11 are you doing? [draws revolver from holster while reaching for baby]
[perp starts to slam baby in to pole]
Blam...
Blam...
Blam...
[perp drops to ground bleeding from both eye sockets and from a +/- 0.357” hole in center of forehead]
[Wife takes baby in arms and gently comforts him for several minutes, then places him in stroller. Wife dials 911 on cell phone and informs local officials that there is some trash blocking a travelway in “the shipping district”. Wife leaves her name and address with someone on the scene and then transports baby to hospital for a check-up to make sure he did not contract any diseases during his brief contact with perp].
...or something similar.