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My second thread seeking argument after reading the "thoughts" of online liberals!!! Let's dance!
vanity | 07/26/11 | winston's julia

Posted on 07/26/2011 7:04:26 PM PDT by Winstons Julia

Liberals have me ready to smash a marshmallow in anger, so I need to argue fruitlessly about trivial things. Perhaps I like my philodendron better than my spider plant and MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.

I will close my blinds and await the onslaught. Take it easy on me. But not too easy.


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To: Winstons Julia
Ever ride a newer bicycle? Back in the day, bike tires had the same value as cars. They are called Schedar values. Simple, strong and effective.

But nooooo, today bikes come with something called a Presta or French values. These thing are so fragile, you need a special adapter and can't use a gas station air pump, it's next to impossible to get air in the tire and they break off so easy when you put air in the tire leaving you stranded.

The inventor of the Presta value should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell!!!!!

Also while I'm venting, All Orthodontists are lowlife crook scumbags who also should all die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell!!!!!

21 posted on 07/26/2011 7:59:52 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: Winstons Julia

Odd, but true, Winstons Julia.

Also true, but equally odd (both in it’s accuracy and the fact that I know it,) is that most of Emily Dickinson’s poems can be sung to the tune of the “Yellow Rose Of Texas”.


22 posted on 07/26/2011 8:00:07 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Winstons Julia

Can you donate a few bucks?


23 posted on 07/26/2011 8:01:21 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Winstons Julia

“MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.”

Racist!!


24 posted on 07/26/2011 8:02:41 PM PDT by Batman11 (Obama's poll numbers are so low the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the USA!)
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To: mnehring; Diana in Wisconsin

You CANNOT have a thread, with any HINT of chocolate, without pinging Diana in Wisconsin. She is the keeper of the chocolate ping list. If I recall correctly...she has not pinged about chocolate for a while now...dangit...


25 posted on 07/26/2011 8:02:48 PM PDT by Mama Shawna
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To: Winstons Julia

MY MIND WaNTS to ExPlOOOOdE over YOU!!!!! You love Bush all day long! GO LBJ!! (except for that war thing)


26 posted on 07/26/2011 8:04:05 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Aqualung is a fine Jethro Tull album. I also like Thick As A Brick.)
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To: tumblindice

Oh sure... bring up a dead icon recently found to be maybe conservative in order to make me feel guilty. You guys have no shame.

He was a revolutionary willing to do anything for the cause! This totally proves it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78

Granted... it’s no Copa Cabana... but.....


27 posted on 07/26/2011 8:06:29 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Mama Shawna

LOL, even the slightest hint of the word chocolate and I’m swarmed with the womenfolk. I should remember this.


28 posted on 07/26/2011 8:07:40 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Winstons Julia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM


29 posted on 07/26/2011 8:09:07 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Jvette
I put my toilet paper over. If someone else in the house puts it under, I change it.

If I use the bathroom at someone else's house and they have the paper under, I change it to over. Can't help myself....

30 posted on 07/26/2011 8:10:40 PM PDT by ladyvet ( I would rather have Incitatus then the asses that are in congress today.)
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To: Kirkwood

Indeed.

Sure ... fall back on a Monty Python ink without mentioning the plants or the cheesecake.

Typical.


31 posted on 07/26/2011 8:11:45 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Winstons Julia

I get right to the point. That’ll be $5.


32 posted on 07/26/2011 8:13:10 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: mnehring

ROTFLMAO!


33 posted on 07/26/2011 8:14:01 PM PDT by Jess79
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To: Winstons Julia

Turtle cheesecake - chocolate, caramel, pecans - best of all worlds. So there!


34 posted on 07/26/2011 8:14:07 PM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: Jvette

Who are you to have toilet paper? At my Friends of the Mujahideen meeting last week we talked about anticapitalist ways to defeat feces. Get over your American ways.


35 posted on 07/26/2011 8:15:19 PM PDT by InvisibleChurch (Aqualung is a fine Jethro Tull album. I also like Thick As A Brick.)
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To: Jvette

I’m always just thrilled if someone else puts the toilet paper on the dispenser!


36 posted on 07/26/2011 8:15:31 PM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: qam1

Seriously with the STRAWMAN of BIKE TIRES!

DEFLECT DEFLECT!

Do you have a basket? I do enjoy a basket on a bike.


37 posted on 07/26/2011 8:17:21 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

I don’t love bush all day long. I am a STRAIGHT woman. I can’t pretend to know what you are talking about... you FacSHIST!!!!1!!


38 posted on 07/26/2011 8:20:06 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Kirkwood

I only pay for services I ask for. Like my housekeeper... my gigolo...and the person who washes my car. Ok.... they are the same person and I pay him with cheesecake....but my point stands.


39 posted on 07/26/2011 8:23:46 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Mama Shawna; Diana in Wisconsin

Diana has not pinged about chocolate because she now lives in the near-conservative paradise of Wisconsin, among other things.


40 posted on 07/26/2011 8:23:52 PM PDT by rabidralph
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