Posted on 07/26/2011 7:04:26 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
Liberals have me ready to smash a marshmallow in anger, so I need to argue fruitlessly about trivial things. Perhaps I like my philodendron better than my spider plant and MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.
I will close my blinds and await the onslaught. Take it easy on me. But not too easy.
But nooooo, today bikes come with something called a Presta or French values. These thing are so fragile, you need a special adapter and can't use a gas station air pump, it's next to impossible to get air in the tire and they break off so easy when you put air in the tire leaving you stranded.
The inventor of the Presta value should die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell!!!!!
Also while I'm venting, All Orthodontists are lowlife crook scumbags who also should all die of gonorrhea and rot in Hell!!!!!
Odd, but true, Winstons Julia.
Also true, but equally odd (both in it’s accuracy and the fact that I know it,) is that most of Emily Dickinson’s poems can be sung to the tune of the “Yellow Rose Of Texas”.
“MAYBE cheesecake is preferable to chocolate.”
Racist!!
You CANNOT have a thread, with any HINT of chocolate, without pinging Diana in Wisconsin. She is the keeper of the chocolate ping list. If I recall correctly...she has not pinged about chocolate for a while now...dangit...
MY MIND WaNTS to ExPlOOOOdE over YOU!!!!! You love Bush all day long! GO LBJ!! (except for that war thing)
Oh sure... bring up a dead icon recently found to be maybe conservative in order to make me feel guilty. You guys have no shame.
He was a revolutionary willing to do anything for the cause! This totally proves it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78
Granted... it’s no Copa Cabana... but.....
LOL, even the slightest hint of the word chocolate and I’m swarmed with the womenfolk. I should remember this.
If I use the bathroom at someone else's house and they have the paper under, I change it to over. Can't help myself....
Indeed.
Sure ... fall back on a Monty Python ink without mentioning the plants or the cheesecake.
Typical.
I get right to the point. That’ll be $5.
ROTFLMAO!
Turtle cheesecake - chocolate, caramel, pecans - best of all worlds. So there!
Who are you to have toilet paper? At my Friends of the Mujahideen meeting last week we talked about anticapitalist ways to defeat feces. Get over your American ways.
I’m always just thrilled if someone else puts the toilet paper on the dispenser!
Seriously with the STRAWMAN of BIKE TIRES!
DEFLECT DEFLECT!
Do you have a basket? I do enjoy a basket on a bike.
I don’t love bush all day long. I am a STRAIGHT woman. I can’t pretend to know what you are talking about... you FacSHIST!!!!1!!
I only pay for services I ask for. Like my housekeeper... my gigolo...and the person who washes my car. Ok.... they are the same person and I pay him with cheesecake....but my point stands.
Diana has not pinged about chocolate because she now lives in the near-conservative paradise of Wisconsin, among other things.
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