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1 posted on 07/15/2011 9:24:00 AM PDT by tlb
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To: tlb

It was actually suppose to be Bilbo, but they hired a dyslexic sign paniter.


2 posted on 07/15/2011 9:28:37 AM PDT by cashless (Unlike Obama and his supporters, I'd rather be a TEA BAGGER thaln a TEA BAGGEE.)
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To: tlb

One wonders if resident Dildos actively stay lubed.


3 posted on 07/15/2011 9:29:33 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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Dildo sounds like such a lifeless place. They could maybe make the town sound more lively and lift the citizens limp ego's by changing it's name to the real thing and erecting a new sign.
4 posted on 07/15/2011 9:30:28 AM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (Yes Palin can defeat the Obamanable snowman!)
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To: tlb

I remembered when Bob & Tom talked about Dildo, NF and even did a parody song on it !


5 posted on 07/15/2011 9:31:35 AM PDT by CORedneck
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To: tlb

Is the town of Dildo....um...vibrant?


6 posted on 07/15/2011 9:31:39 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Si Ego Certiorem Faciam Mihi Tu Delendus Eris)
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To: tlb

What’s all the buzz about?

Why take the town off the map, did the mayor rub someone the wrong way?


8 posted on 07/15/2011 9:33:08 AM PDT by Triple (Socialism denies people the right to the fruits of their labor, and is as abhorrent as slavery)
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What would be so hard about marketing a town called Dildo? I think such a name would really stick out and penetrate the minds of most people.

Add some local flavor like the Amish do offering horse and buggy rides in Intercourse, Pennsylvania and it could really sink in to the public psyche.

A few places offering shopping bags proclaiming "I [heart] Dildo" could even become as popular as our Pennsylvania version proclaiming "I [heart] Intercourse".

10 posted on 07/15/2011 9:34:14 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: tlb

Isn’t it a couple of miles down the road from the hamlet of Condom?


11 posted on 07/15/2011 9:35:01 AM PDT by 353FMG
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To: tlb

So this is where the Northwestern University alums have their parties. Some town in Illinois needs to change its name to “Vibrator” so we can keep those American dollars here in the States.


13 posted on 07/15/2011 9:49:36 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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New travel ad slogan, no charge:

`There’s a Dildo In Your Future—Come See What All The Shouting’s About’


14 posted on 07/15/2011 9:50:51 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: tlb

Dildo’s Mayor has initated an international sister city arrangement with the Mayor of Lesbos.


15 posted on 07/15/2011 9:52:28 AM PDT by gitmogrunt
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To: Lazamataz

*buzz*


16 posted on 07/15/2011 9:54:28 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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18 posted on 07/15/2011 10:06:20 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are at your door! How will you answer the knock?)
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The province is defending its marketing of the town of Dildo after accusations it was being ignored because of the 'sensitive nature' of its name.

Maybe that woman, Ms Lewinsky, is available to make a commercial.


20 posted on 07/15/2011 10:13:23 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: tlb
Is their American Sister City "Weiner, Arkansas?"

http://www.encyclopediaofarkansas.net/encyclopedia/entry-detail.aspx?entryID=5433

Or Beaverton, Oregon?

21 posted on 07/15/2011 10:24:43 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Gore Lauds Romney on Climate Position; 0bamaCare was based on RomneyCare.)
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To: tlb

Did they try twitter?


23 posted on 07/15/2011 10:43:10 AM PDT by haroldeveryman
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To: tlb

bump it before its hidden in the sock drawer


25 posted on 07/15/2011 11:43:14 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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