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Police Perusal Of Pistol-Packing Perp's Perforated Penis Pix Permitted
The Smoking Gun ^
| 7/1/11
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 07/02/2011 8:59:47 AM PDT by illiac
Meet Otis Lockett, whose penis Milwaukee cops received judicial permission to peruse photographically.
Lockett, who was shot in the groin early Sunday, told police that he was fired upon “by an unidentified person behind him,” according to a Circuit Court filing, which notes that the 27-year-old was treated at Froedtert Hospital “for a single gunshot wound to his penis.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: alliteration; napl; penis; police
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posted on
07/02/2011 8:59:50 AM PDT
by
illiac
To: illiac
That headline begs Pelosi to be included.
2
posted on
07/02/2011 9:03:01 AM PDT
by
Ben Chad
To: Ben Chad
3
posted on
07/02/2011 9:07:28 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
I’m thinking, garden sprinkler.
4
posted on
07/02/2011 9:11:08 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: illiac
Guessing dumbell stuffed his ‘piece’ down the front of his pants and nearly shot hisself into becoming female.
5
posted on
07/02/2011 9:11:46 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
To: Mr. K
Another case of a guy going off half-cocked ;-)
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posted on
07/02/2011 9:13:17 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
there’s no need to be a dick about it;-)
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posted on
07/02/2011 9:22:14 AM PDT
by
Jeff Vader
(Palin 2012)
To: Joe 6-pack
This makes headlines, yet the hundreds of ‘shot in the foot or leg’ events of folks pulling their glock out of a highrise holster are ignored.
8
posted on
07/02/2011 9:24:46 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
That's why I always wear a glock-strap...
9
posted on
07/02/2011 9:28:05 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
10
posted on
07/02/2011 9:29:36 AM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Say no to the status quo and the establishment pro and yes to Palin whom we all know.)
To: illiac
That has to the most alliterative post I have ever seen.
All I can come up with as a response is:
Veni Vidi Vici.....
11
posted on
07/02/2011 9:31:33 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: MHGinTN
Why do people use highrise holsters anyway.
I’ve tried it.
It’s uncomfortable and unwieldy.
12
posted on
07/02/2011 9:33:17 AM PDT
by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: illiac
Lockett, who was shot in the groin early Sunday, told police that he was fired upon “by an unidentified person behind him,” Let's see, the shooter was behind him and managed to wing his winky with a gunshot, huh? Well, physicists and string theorists have been looking for proof of another dimension--Lockett has just given them them hard evidence--well maybe not for awhile, anyway.
To: Vendome
When I saw the headlin, I could not resist....
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posted on
07/02/2011 9:33:46 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: Vendome
When I saw the headline, I could not resist....
15
posted on
07/02/2011 9:34:03 AM PDT
by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: illiac
Best headline since NBC canned Peter Arnett.
Peacock Pulls Plug on Peter
16
posted on
07/02/2011 9:36:00 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
To: illiac
Luckily, there was an eyewitness...
17
posted on
07/02/2011 10:00:33 AM PDT
by
Ken H
To: illiac
The perp has no alternative, but to focus now, on only pure thoughts.
18
posted on
07/02/2011 10:11:46 AM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
To: Joe 6-pack
Bwahahahaha ... good one!
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posted on
07/02/2011 10:27:18 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: illiac
I’m guessing this guy is glad his smoking gun was small caliber, otherwise what was left of his penis would have been found in his shoe.
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posted on
07/02/2011 10:48:15 AM PDT
by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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