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Posted on 06/30/2011 10:09:07 PM PDT by JustAmy
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A little humor Enjoy
Sumbitch
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural
Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that
bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no
remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Hank,” the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see
this terrible accident happen?” “Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled
unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s engine.
“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President
of the United States?”
“Yep.”
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer answered. “I done
buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“President Obama is dead?” the sheriff asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
“He kept a-saying he wasn’t. But you know how bad that sumbitch
lies.
A little humor Enjoy
Sumbitch
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor. “Hank,” the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s engine.
“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?”
“Yep.” “Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer answered. “I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“President Obama is dead?” the sheriff asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
“He kept a-saying he wasn’t.
But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.
I'm going to have to keep that notion in mind when I become seniored.
The inference is that I could live the automn of my life in Banf at a ski resort.
Adorable, raygun! Brrrrr~~~
EEUUWW..my eyes! Who in heck is the woman, btw? I don’t recognize her! LOL
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"What will you have?"
The guy says "Martini."
The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "168."
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
The guy finishes the best martini ever, and leaves; he is intrigued, and so he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini".
The robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100."
The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
The guy leaves, but finds it all quite interesting; he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, "What will you have?"
The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him a nartini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
The robot leans in REAL close and whispers, "So... you people still happy with your Obama vote?"
Prayers that your daughter gets better soon, Megs! Have a safe trip....you’ll be missed! :)
Say what?
What happened?
With the pathological liar that she is, she will get in trouble again someday....thats all we can hope for I guess. She is the most despised woman in the country! And if she gets rich...that will break our hearts. What a disgrace to humanity she is!
I saw a sign one of those protestors were carrying that read:
“Somewhere there is a Village missing 12 idiots.” LOL!
I said “It looks like winter”!! Brrrr~~~
What happened, raygun?
You made some reference at #365. What was that all about?
She’ll be out partying the moment she hits the exit from the jail...and back in trouble.
I keep hoping they’ll find new charges to get her on!
lol
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