Posted on 06/20/2011 12:41:39 PM PDT by Lmo56
Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it's a little weird.
Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.
He is 51. She is 16.
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First, if you’re 51 and your new wife’s 16 and looks like that, you don’t need Viagra.
Second, I think the last 16-year-old who looked like that was Traci Lords.
I don’t think the military is going to listen to her sing...
Cindie
I realize that, but it doesn’t change the fact that she’s 16. Her parents are really giving Dina and Michael Lohan a run for parents of the year.
Well, when I first wore a uniform, I was 18 and dating a 16 year old (well trying to, as much as you can date an Orthodox Jewish girl who lived on another continent with strict, armed, parents), so I can’t say much.
In short, the only thing she is doing right is going to military bases.
Percy Wetmore...
Percy Wetmore do a little dance
see em squishin’ in his pants...
There’s 13-year-olds out there getting cosmetic surgery. Age means nothing. An ethical plastic surgeon would never give a 16-year old girl breast implants, but ethics means little these days to many people, especially if there’s a screaming stage mother on the other end of the phone line.
The writer got his timeline wrong.
She looks like she has been in the country music business for 16 years. Bet that’s the case.
Yea no kidding, something really gross about that.
Older men don't need hotter looking girls or viagra. They need women with some interest and enthusiasm. A lot of young good looking women think their share of the sex act is being available. "Hey I'm here, do your stuff". Not much of a turn on to a man out of adolescence.
Only boys under 18 think there is some sort of positive correlation between a woman's looks and her interest (or capabilities) in sex. Plenty of hotties aren't worth diddly in the sack, which makes them pretty undesirable after the first time, unless you're 18.
BTW, skinny chicks with big fake boobs are not hot.
He was also in “Space:Above & Beyond”, playing El-Roy El, one of the “artificial intelligence” units that went rogue, torturing and killing humans for fun.
Oh, calm down, it was a joke.
So....my formula says I could get away with a 37 year old. Hell.....I’m afraid that’s just a heart attack..... (Besides, there ain’t no 37yo female that would have me - unless I hit the lotto)
I’m as patriotic as anyone, but wiping her XXXX with the Flag does not make me want to listen to her music.
You should send this th Hugh Hefner. He thinks the rule is half DIVIDED by 7!
Well I’m older than the Green Mile actor and I have a two year old now. I met my wife when she was 25 and we were married when she was 27.
In my case I was never a player or cheated on anyone I dated. Wasn’t married before. I love my wife and child and do my best to make life good for them both.
That aside, 16??? The maturity would not be there to make a rational decision IMO.
So.....like...you’re like a movie producer or something, huh? Seriously, glad you found someone.
She’s 16!
16!?
Hokie Smokes!
We are happy. I’m not a super wealthy person.
We have the one little boy, she would like another but I worry about being maybe 72 when a second one would graduate HS.
The economy is also so bad that I really worry about going from comfortable no matter what to maybe a little at risk financially having more than one.
She went from wanting none, to at most one to now wanting two.
We’ll see!
I am calm . . . and stop calling me Shirley.
For real. Wealth should be measured in half-lives. One half-life for each marriage. :-)
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