Posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:18 AM PDT by Red Badger
Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.
"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.
"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.
"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.
The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.
"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said
“At 47 years old I really don’t have any interest in a woman under 35 years old or so. The young ones are nice to look at but I can’t really imagine having enough in common with them to have any kind of meaningful relationship.
My most recent first date consisted of spending a day walking around the trails of a botanical garden. No 20 somethings really want to do that.”
At the risk of being called a contrarian, I must point out that the female matures far earlier than the male. More “mature” interests are more common in the female than the male of a given age. Alas, many males have the interests of a tomcat far into life.
“At the risk of being called a contrarian, I must point out that the female matures far earlier than the male. More “mature” interests are more common in the female than the male of a given age. Alas, many males have the interests of a tomcat far into life.”
Have you actually been around 20 some year old girls recently? That rule no longer applies.
Jealous? Are you out of your mind?
Lets see, he’s rich, and hooking up with hot young blonds when he is 85. Not a bad life.
You think that’s worth the price of yopur immortal soul? Do you appreciate the damage that selfish, immature, hedonistic pigs like him have inflicted on our culture since the 1950’s? If you find all of that acceptable you parked your browser at the wrong site my friend.
Since you mentioned it, I had a 16 year old, who was in the middle of the Everglades doing a scene for an education video, give the following reply to the question of why did younger voters vote for Obama: “They saw shiny and they went for it.”
16 and she was able to “Younger Voter as Bass” theorem on the spur of the moment. She also knew that like that bass on the wall, the younger voter could have avoided being in a bad place with just a bit of thought before acting.
I had a 10 year old blond granddaughter of a colleague look at data from the Big Cypress National Preserve’s Endangered Florida Panther Program, realize the PullusFemus therein, and say of the blond AgencyPerson who was the Project Leader - “It is because of people like her that I have to listen to blond jokes”.
In point of fact, the Internet has increased the number of aware younger people of both sexes, and the TEA Party members seem to be parents of many.
;-)
That explains why Rush can’t hear.
He was caught a few years ago with viagra in his possession as he returned to U.S. from where ever.
Yeah, it had to be the Viagra. I mean, who here has ever heard of an 85 year old man going deaf, like, naturally?
And as far as the having sex part, he probably nods off in his easy chair about 8:30pm, is carried into his bedroom, then when he wakes up the next morning, he is assured that he had great sex, and convinces himself that he must have, because he is still so tired, weak and dizzy.
By the way, if you’ve never seen it, there is a great 1969 parody-comedy of Hugh Hefner, starring Don Knotts, entitled “The Love God”.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064606/
It is a social comedy, and works well as a double feature with James Coburn’s “The President’s Analyst”.
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,
“I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT? What did he say? What’s he want?”
His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear!”
belly laugh, best one yet.....
It’s threads like these where I realize I have little common on this subject matter with many folds who bloviate here
They say retirement communities are STD hotbeds, so to speak.
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