Posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:18 AM PDT by Red Badger
Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner have revealed that the 'Playboy' chief has gone partially deaf because he takes too much of Viagra.
Karissa and Kristina Shannon said that 85-year-old womaniser would not stop taking the pill because he does not want to lose his sex drive.
"He said he would rather have sex than have his hearing. He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear," the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.
"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.
"We could sit right next to him and he wouldn''t have a clue what we said," she added.
The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul's LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.
"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said
And they can nuke at least 20 miles surrounding it just to make sure.
was he ever listening?
You can always count on me. I am a member of a Union:
What ? Speak up please.
All that aural sex has led to Hearing Aids....
This is so stupid. Most 85 year olds have some hearing loss and some of them have never used viagra.
But, believe me, Hef is not the only 85 year old guy with a strong sex drive.
But his has to be chauffeured..............
Exactly right. While most men fantasize about that life every once in a while, most have matured enough to know that real happiness is committing yourself to one woman and growing old with her even though her appearance fades. That's who I want near me when I die. Not some 20 year old who literally can't wait for me to die to see what she's going to get in the will. Hef has the emotional maturity of an 18 year old boy who wants to hop in the sack with every cute girl he meets.
Is something going down? Don't leave me in the dark, Bro. If there's any dying or banning action, I want in.
Besides, I could never be your replacemnet. For one thing, I'm married, so I could never possibly hit any of that.
At 47 years old I really don’t have any interest in a woman under 35 years old or so. The young ones are nice to look at but I can’t really imagine having enough in common with them to have any kind of meaningful relationship.
My most recent first date consisted of spending a day walking around the trails of a botanical garden. No 20 somethings really want to do that.
Depends if their name is 'Earthchild' or 'Rainbow'............or if you wearing a tee shirt that says "I'm a billionaire"...............
Rainbow is only my middle name. LOL
But he IS taller....
“Sad, pathetic old fool.”
Jealous?
Laz can’t die.
He is immoral.......er, immortal......................
Homophones, lifestyle choice or born that way?
It’s all this sax and violins that kids are exposed to.......................
>He has hearing aids now and even then he can only hear out of one ear,” the Sun quoted Karissa as saying.
“You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you.
“We could sit right next to him and he wouldn’’t have a clue what we said,” she added.
The twins, who lived in the magazine mogul’s LA mansion for two years, also said that Hefner is losing his memory.
“He kept forgetting our dog’’s name,” Karissa said<
Well, of course none of this ever happens in your 80’s if you’ve never taken Viagra in your life. < /sarcasm>
How can a self-respecting 20-something live with such a doddering old fool?
Gag!!!
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