Is This A Story About Anthony Weiner, A Weasel, A Marten, Or A Joke?
To: rhinoslapper
"There once was a weasel named Marten..."
2 posted on
06/08/2011 8:54:14 PM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
(If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.)
To: rhinoslapper
That’s not a police report, its a Monty Python skit!
To: rhinoslapper
Wasn’t there a picture of Wiener with a dead weasel in his lap?
4 posted on
06/08/2011 8:55:26 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
To: rhinoslapper
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. Obviously, the they should have asked if it was a badger. Or a dingo.
6 posted on
06/08/2011 8:56:20 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: rhinoslapper
Never mess with a man carrying a dead weasel.
To: rhinoslapper
Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. A similar thing happened in 1839 when someone introduced President Weasel Van Buren to a crowd.
9 posted on
06/08/2011 9:01:22 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
To: rhinoslapper
I searched for Marten Weasel and I'm pretty sure it's one of these two:
10 posted on
06/08/2011 9:02:09 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: rhinoslapper
Walter Sobchak: Also, let’s not forget - let’s *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a f***ing park ranger now?
11 posted on
06/08/2011 9:04:56 PM PDT by
Ramius
(Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
To: rhinoslapper
12 posted on
06/08/2011 9:06:57 PM PDT by
this_ol_patriot
(Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner)
To: rhinoslapper
This happened in Hoquiam.
I’m not in the least surprised.
14 posted on
06/08/2011 9:07:53 PM PDT by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: rhinoslapper
There’s something fisher going on here.
15 posted on
06/08/2011 9:09:26 PM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
("Credit is the ruination of a nation")
To: rhinoslapper
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled. That it where the story should have ended. Some things should not be explained.
16 posted on
06/08/2011 9:10:07 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(Monarchy is the one system of government where power is exercised for the good of all - Aristotle)
To: rhinoslapper
17 posted on
06/08/2011 9:13:22 PM PDT by
Hoosier-Daddy
( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
To: rhinoslapper
In Before the Spork Weasel post....
18 posted on
06/08/2011 9:21:36 PM PDT by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: rhinoslapper
I was thinking more “Weasels ripped my flesh”
19 posted on
06/08/2011 9:23:58 PM PDT by
Fred Hayek
(FUBO, the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
To: rhinoslapper
had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest Note to self: Before staying at a friend's house, ask one question: "Are you dating, or have you dated, a girl who used to date a guy who carries dead weasels around?"
21 posted on
06/08/2011 9:25:27 PM PDT by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: rhinoslapper
Is this similar to being with a dead beaver?
24 posted on
06/08/2011 11:38:20 PM PDT by
Daaave
( "How many times must we tell the tale?")
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