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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
AP ^ | Wed Jun 8, 3:25 pm ET | AP

Posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:07 PM PDT by rhinoslapper

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.

Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; marten; weasal; wtf
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To: rhinoslapper
had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest

Note to self: Before staying at a friend's house, ask one question: "Are you dating, or have you dated, a girl who used to date a guy who carries dead weasels around?"

21 posted on 06/08/2011 9:25:27 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

>>He argument was it was carrion.<<

You are SO never going to heaven for that one...


22 posted on 06/08/2011 9:32:59 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

In Before the Spork Weasel post....<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

You beat me to it! And my cat Weasel is peeved with all the talk of expired weasels.


23 posted on 06/08/2011 10:49:33 PM PDT by Mjaye
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To: rhinoslapper

Is this similar to being with a dead beaver?


24 posted on 06/08/2011 11:38:20 PM PDT by Daaave ( "How many times must we tell the tale?")
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