Posted on 06/08/2011 8:52:07 PM PDT by rhinoslapper
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.
KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.
Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.
He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.
A marten is a member of the weasel family.
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Note to self: Before staying at a friend's house, ask one question: "Are you dating, or have you dated, a girl who used to date a guy who carries dead weasels around?"
>>He argument was it was carrion.<<
You are SO never going to heaven for that one...
In Before the Spork Weasel post....<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
You beat me to it! And my cat Weasel is peeved with all the talk of expired weasels.
Is this similar to being with a dead beaver?
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