The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Obviously, the they should have asked if it was a badger. Or a dingo.
6 posted on 06/08/2011 8:56:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
The suspect was apprehended at the airport where he was involved in an dispute over his attempt to board a plane with the dead weasel. He argument was it was carrion.
20 posted on 06/08/2011 9:24:21 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler
(Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.' - Homer Simpson)