Posted on 05/26/2011 9:00:50 AM PDT by Hotdog
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Since they all look lovely, there’s probably a good reason for it. What do y’all think?
Why do they call it a one night stand when there is very little standing involved?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
-Why is there Braille at a drive-up ATM?
Why do they say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is chicken without any bones called “boned” chicken?
Why do people sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” when they’re already there?
(I stole these from the MLB pitcher Larry Andersen.)
If practice makes perfect....but no body’s perfect....then why practice?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking there is prohibited?
I have tried on multiple occasions to explain this to her but she's still clueless. It seems an exercise in futility.
She's right you know.
After you eat it, you still have it. For 12 to 36 hours. Longer, if you wish, but let's not go there.
If knowledge is power...
And power corrupts...
then why study?
Why - BTTT ?
Why do you call yourself "silent"gypsy?
As a kid, that one always got me. What is the point of having a cake and not being able to eat it? What exactly are you supposed to do with it - stare at it? Sell it or give it to other people so they can have their cake and eat it, but you can't?
I'm telling you, this one left a scar.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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