[SeekAndFind]

Prince William: “Actually, I don’t have a birth certificate either”.

Princess Kate: “I actually followed your dietary advise and it seems to be working.”

[GnL]

Kate needs a sandwich.

[Yo-Yo]

The British papers are already worried Princess Kate is looking too thin and Michelle Obama's floral dress was a bit too similar to the Queen's furniture.

There, fixed it.

[jakerobins]

Prince William: Look President Obama...You don’t need to bow ALL the time to us Royals.....and NO i don’t want an Ipod of your speeches!

[freedumb2003]

"Oh shelly -- it is SO cute you wore your daughter's coat! And it looks like that Nutri-system only has a year or so to go!"

[evad]

How did this rif raf get past the guards??!!!

[matt1234]

[Old Sarge]

Prince: “Yes, I fly an Apache, and my helmet is about this size...”

[Perdogg]

Dutches

"Hand over my purse you took"

Duke

"My wallet is missing and it is this long"

[SueRae]

Does Michelle ever wear a pair of stockings?

[GSWarrior]

Michelle could crush you with her thighs.

[gimme1ibertee]

You can always count on the Lamprey Eel’s keen fashion sense....she must wear a blindfold when she’s approving the wardrobe her handmaidens pick out for her.Sheesh.

[shibumi]

"...and when we meet in public, you will bow and address me as "Sire."

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Tell me, Barack old boy...Is it true you wife's ankles are this wide?"

[treetopsandroofs]

“I’m holding this little clutch purse so I won’t have to shake their hands.”

[mewzilla]

Obama: I just wanted to thank your family for all your help with the Lockerbie bomber deal. Couldn’t have done it without you!

[rxsid]

Duke: I'm amazed (this much) that the people of America have forgotten their history and elected a born subject to our crown. Barry, since you were born a British subject, you are...in fact, required to bow before my mum.

[444Flyer]

I can just hear the conversation yesterday.

Might have gone something like this

Wills: But Grandmum, do we HAVE to meet with those grifters?

QE2: Yes, you do Wills. I’m sorry but that bloody volcano erupted and the grift...er...guests are arriving early. We were going to send them on a tour of the Tower of London but put a stop to that because Mr. Obama thought it was some kind of a music store.

And then Mrs. Obama said she wanted a re-enactment of scenes from “Mary Queen of Scotch...”

So you see, we were left with no other option but to dump them on you. You poor dears.

[JoeProBono]

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