Source: CVN-69, to be commissioned in 2019, will be named USS Barack Obama

Liberal Lunacy ^ | 5/14/11 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

[GeorgiaDawg32]

(Washington, D.C., 5/14/11) In an announcement quietly released on Friday evening, it was announced by an anonymous source within the administration the Navy's newest aircraft carrier, currently designated CVN-69 and scheduled for commissioning in 2019 will be called the USS Barack Obama.

The statement read in part, "A president such as Barack Obama, will be dutifully and respectfully honored by having CVN-69 named for him. His courage, honor, honesty and ability to effectively lead this nation through hard times brought upon us by previous Republican administrations to unparalleled prosperity and record numbers on government assistance ensuring thousands of federal government jobs are the hallmarks of a great President deserving of every accolade which can be given.”

“We are also pleased to announce that CVN-69 will be “manned” by the first all gay crew on board a U.S. Navy vessel in honor of Obama’s commitment to allow gays in the military. We will be making some adjustments to the vessel in order to ensure a happy gay crew such as a small wedding chapel in the rear of the ship as well as double-wide bunks that can easily accommodate up to 3 sailors. The crew’s lounge will be renamed the “Frolic Area” and will be in the rear next to the wedding chapel. Other adjustments are under discussion such as an onboard florist and a hair stylist.”

"One last thing, CVN-70, scheduled for commissioning in 2023 is tentatively named the USS Michele Obama."

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[1_Rain_Drop]

Will USS 0bama be always moving in reverse?

[Hotlanta Mike]

SOEBARKAH!!!

[mike2880]

It is actually one of the first government cruise ships. It promises wonderful cruises at no cost. Once on board the ship never leaves the dock. You just listen to Obama speeches for 2 weeks while you eat granola. The ship crew of 10,000 ( most no shows) will receive lifetime pensions for their participation.
At the end of the 2 weeks you will receive a bill for $ 150,000 each, due to cost overrun due to Bush. If your rich enough to even think of going on a cruise it only your fair share.

[TheOldLady]

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[WePledge]

It’s satire.At least we hope it is.

[SERKIT]

[JimRed]

Satire strikes again- I hope!

[Beckwith]

The USS Barack Obama

[The Cajun]

Don't even joke about such a thing........Seriously!

[DefeatCorruption]

PLEASE say you’re kidding?

[Shimmer1]

Tell me the truth, John, did you write this??????? LOL!

[stbdside]

USS BArack Obama - garbage barge

[lowbridge]

humor; obama; satire

Whew!

[Jim Noble]

What goes around, comes around (yes I know it is satire).

Naming CVNs after dead politicians is, and always was, a very VERY bad idea.

Using Gerald Ford and George HW Bush has made the USS Barack Obama and the USS William J. Clinton inevitable. It’s just a matter of time.