Posted on 05/12/2011 9:09:17 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA
The 53-year-old Californian man answered the door to a woman who claimed she was there to give him an enema.
As the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he assumed the visit was part of his rehabilitation and allowed the woman into his home to perform the procedure.
The woman took him into the bedroom, had him drop his trousers and lie face down on his bed, before performing the enema in less than two minutes.
A day later, the man began wondering about his experience and contacted the Sonoma Police Department to report the incident.
The investigating officer contacted the man's doctor and was told that an enema had not been prescribed, ordered or approved.
Due to the condition of the man's eyesight, he was unable to offer police a description of the mystery woman and she left no clues of her identity at the scene.
Sonoma police have now turned the case over to the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff's Office, who have yet to make sense of the incident.
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/863137-blind-man-confused-over-mystery-enema#ixzz1MCY4wMsl
Yeah, I was referencing The Maltese Falcon. Perhaps not well, but that was the reference. ;-)
It's enough to give you the sh*ts!
Mel
[sigh] Every now and then there’s that headline that is so bizarre you just have to open it to see if it’s as whacked as it sounds. And then you wish you hadn’t.
So someone is giving anonymous enemas to strangers. Is that a ~thing~ that I’ve been blissfully unaware of till now? WTF?
She had to be from the government. They are ALWAYS asking us to bend over.
If you did want to rob him, and he so easily volunteered for an enema, couldn’t you have just offered him some sort of sleeping pill? He was obviously willing to take anything from someone that just showed up at his door!
But I say unto you, Love your enemas.
But(t)...
The Illinois Enema Bandit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_H._Kenyon
When I first heard the Frank Zappa song on the radio, I almost crashed my car. I simply could not believe it.
It’s actually the latest in senior citizen gang initiation. What’s an elderly gangsta to do?
It was either A) a robbery or B) a sicko who has a fetish with enemas.
I bet that’s one ploy the Land Shark never tried.
Freegards
How rude! The guy did not even get a dinner out of it!
ROFLMAO!
Didn’t he just make this up? It sure sounds like a made up story to me.
But was it a good enema?
or it could be that the receptionist at the doctors office panicked and denied everything when a police officer came poking around, woried about a possible lawsuit
I can’t believe you used the phrase “poking around” in this context.
Not sure if this is Industrial Strength Humor, Mangled Genitals, or some of each...
I am unaware of any "good enemas". Maybe there is a new technique I haven't heard of to make them more fun.
If this happened anywhere else, I would not believe it. But since this was Cali, it seems legit.
Progressive vampires!
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