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OBL's Last Words Contest
MyDiseasedBrain ^
| May 4, 2011
| Vanity
Posted on 05/04/2011 10:09:28 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
Please submit your entry in the OBL's last words contest. Winners will be selected at COB 6-Jumada-Al-Thani, 1432, Mecca time. Peace be on you.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: feedthefish
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posted on
05/04/2011 10:25:00 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(Almost as evil as the Freeper Criminal Mastermind)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
I’ll go to Gitmo if I am guaranteed my own big screen tv and an unlimited supply of beer.
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
نعم، هذا صحيح. بانتظام لدى ممارسة الجنس مع الخنازير
43
posted on
05/04/2011 10:25:25 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(FreeRepublic's frontline citizen reporter in Japan (among others). -- AiT)
To: Ole Okie
The same two words universally used by men facing an impossible and dire situation: “Oh shit!”First you say it, then you do it.
44
posted on
05/04/2011 10:25:34 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Don’t shoot, or the woman gets it!!”
45
posted on
05/04/2011 10:25:38 AM PDT
by
tcrlaf
(You can only lead a lib to the Truth, you can't make it think...)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
A man walks into a bar, and naturally enough, takes a seat at the bar. The bartender walks up and asks “What’ll you have”. The man says “I’ll have a bin laden”. The bartender, with a mystified look on his face, asks “What’s that”? The man replies “Two shots and a splash of water”.
46
posted on
05/04/2011 10:26:18 AM PDT
by
Squawk 8888
(Tories in- mission accomplished)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Dave’s not here.”
“Not in the face....Not in the face!!!!”
47
posted on
05/04/2011 10:26:23 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
48
posted on
05/04/2011 10:26:35 AM PDT
by
Freddd
(NoPA ngineers.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
49
posted on
05/04/2011 10:26:35 AM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Someone is at the door. Let me get it. It’s probably the ISI collector again.”
50
posted on
05/04/2011 10:27:40 AM PDT
by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
‘Tis just a flesh wound...
51
posted on
05/04/2011 10:27:47 AM PDT
by
BreitbartSentMe
(ATLAS SHRUGGED was supposed to be a warning, NOT a newspaper.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
52
posted on
05/04/2011 10:28:25 AM PDT
by
Haiku Guy
(If you can read this / (To paraphrase on old line) / Thank a TAXPAYER!.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
As Scorpio wimpers in Dirty Harry, “I have rights!”...
53
posted on
05/04/2011 10:28:30 AM PDT
by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: AmericanInTokyo
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
KNOCK KNOCK
“Oh’ Super! My friends Pelosi and Reid are here, peace be upon them.”
OPENS DOOR
“Wait, you aren’t.............”
55
posted on
05/04/2011 10:29:04 AM PDT
by
TSgt
("Some folks just need killin'" - Sling Blade (2006))
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Take my wife... please?”
56
posted on
05/04/2011 10:29:41 AM PDT
by
alancarp
(Liberals are all for shared pain... until they're included in the pain group.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
"Hillary...?"
"Wait! It's not 2012 yet!"
"Where did my ISI guards go?"
"I knew I should have done a better job on that birth certificate."
"I weally hate those wascally Amewicans" (in Elmer Fudd voice)
57
posted on
05/04/2011 10:30:01 AM PDT
by
cincinnati65
(We've been taken for a ride - by Wall Street and Washington DC - Welcome to Amerika!)
To: xp38
“Nooo! I swear Obamas campaign check is in the mail!”
58
posted on
05/04/2011 10:32:11 AM PDT
by
tcrlaf
(You can only lead a lib to the Truth, you can't make it think...)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Gather, my 72 beauties!! My fate is Sealed!! I’m on my way!!”
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
“Somebody set us up the bomb!”
60
posted on
05/04/2011 10:32:49 AM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
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