OBL's Last Words Contest

MyDiseasedBrain ^ | May 4, 2011 | Vanity

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Please submit your entry in the OBL's last words contest. Winners will be selected at COB 6-Jumada-Al-Thani, 1432, Mecca time. Peace be on you.

[ßuddaßudd]

F U B O

[JoeRed]

Not sure of his last words but I know the last thing that went through his head. Hot lead.

[Liberty Valance]

Bin Laden's last facebook entry ...

[luvie]

Dang...you’re beating me to it everywhere! LOL! It’s perfect!

[smokingfrog]

Did I remember to lock the front door?

[firebrand]

“Honey, you said they have a contract from MSN-what?”

[DManA]

“Do not tase be bro!”

[ozzymandus]

“Save me, Jebus!”

[montyspython]

“Me? No no no, I have not left my 7-Eleven in 20 years. Would you like a slurpee?”

[satan]

“You’ll never take me alive copper.”
From the Sponge Bob Imagination episode.

[jda]

ROFLMAO - Still!
Are you going to post the tranlation for those who don’t know the language?

P.S. Goats or camels would have also been a good choice.

[BykrBayb]

“But Obama promised.”

[montyspython]

“Damn Jehovah’s Witnesses!”

[OrangeHoof]

“Oh, shjjie!!

[ml/nj]

"Shema Yisrael, ..."

ML/NJ

[EternalVigilance]

A man walks into a bar, and naturally enough, takes a seat at the bar. The bartender walks up and asks “What’ll you have”. The man says “I’ll have a bin laden”. The bartender, with a mystified look on his face, asks “What’s that”? The man replies “Two shots and a splash of water”.

Badabing.

[fredhead]

“Oh shit!”

(with a tip of the hat to Bill Cosby)

and he had SOILED UNDERWEAR!!!!! Because first you say it, then you do it!!

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Bada bing indeed!....good one!

[Georgia Girl 2]

“She told me she was 13”.

[Ribeye]

“Durka Durka?”