Posted on 05/03/2011 5:42:43 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- An Alum Creek man has been arrested after neighbors allegedly found him standing over the dead body of a stolen pygmy goat while wearing women's underwear.
Mark Lucas Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road was taken into custody early Monday at his home. Deputies had dealt with the man before and believe him to be mentally unstable.
Thompson told deputies he had been high on bath salts for the last three days, said Cpl. Sean Snuffer, a detective with the sheriff's office.
Deputy J.S. Shackelford was dispatched about 3:15 a.m. Monday to the home on Quebec Drive to investigate a possible animal cruelty complaint. Lisa Powers called 911 to report that her neighbor, Thompson, had stolen and killed her grandson's pet pygmy goat, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.
The goat, which had been a gift for Powers' grandson and was named Bailey, was on a leash attached to a tree in her front yard. Powers said the small white-and-gray goat wore a pink collar.
Three people who were with Powers told the deputy they had been inside Thompson's home and had seen the goat and it was dead. They had learned of the goat's whereabouts from an acquaintance who was in Thompson's home and called.
Two of the three went to Thompson's home to look for the goat and found the front door open. They went inside the house, and one went into the middle bedroom where she found Thompson in a bra and woman's panties standing three feet from the goat's body.
Thompson ran out of the house wearing only a muscle shirt and thong underwear.
Cpl. M.B. Cummings and Sgt. R.P. Boone went to the Greenview Road home to help Shackelford with the investigation. Thompson came down from the hillside while deputies were at his home. He was immediately taken into custody.
"He told the deputies out there that he had been high on bath salts and wasn't in his right mind," Snuffer said.
"They knew who he was when the call came out," he said. "They've dealt with him before."
He said the man is mentally unstable and lives with another person who is not always home. Snuffer said deputies were concerned for the man's health and contacted Adult Protective Services.
The detective said the goat had a single stab wound. The body was taken to a veterinarian to determine the cause of death and whether it had been sexually assaulted.
Neighbors told deputies they were concerned about the safety of their neighborhood with Thompson still living nearby.
Thompson has been charged with felony animal cruelty and is being held at South Central Regional Jail on $50,000 bond.
Is...Bath Salts? Going to become the new...Thailand? On FR?? LOL
Schrodinger’s goat.
It is both dead and alive until you observe it and it then becomes one state or the other.
Uh... Um... Hi Slings! :-)
There are three possible quantum states: Live, Dead, and Bloody Annoyed At Being Stuffed Into A Box.
The last one can be horribly dangerous if it involves a cat.
That’s the nicest thing I have been called in quite a while!
Thank you!
:-)
Looks like a meth head.
Now, just wait a second.
I thought they said bin Laden was *dead*...
Cheers!
Re: A Rebuttal
Wow. There truly is a graphic for EVERYTHING. You, sir, are a Master of the Interwebs.
I would bow to your mad skilz but I fear someone might choose the moment to park their bicycle. So just go have yourself a blessed day, m’kay?
>>> “A little Proactive and some men’s clothing and he could have gotten a human female to go out with him.”
I dunno, that’s a proposition my delicate ego would have a hard time with.
Don’t wanna be seen with ‘im, don’t wanna lose out to what could be his first preference. Y’know whut Ahm sayin?
Amen, and check six.
I believe the only thing missing in this story is that the perp in question was shouting
“Allahu Akbar!”
LOL, will do!
I dunno - I’m not a big fan of the ROP, but I think they get a little more mileage out of their goats.
G-d, I love Terry Pratchett.
Did you see the cartoon linked above -
it had a duck who was decrying judgement over his being a
“pyronecroboviphiliac” - someone with a desire to have sex with dead flaming cows.
This dude is pretty sick, but that cartoon was one of those “over the top” things that point out the perversity of “tolerance”.
Narrative causality.
P.S. Rooster, not duck.
No insult to your artwork intended...
Oh, I didn’t write it - I meant that I was the one who linked to it.
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