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The tornado stole his hamburger, fries AND drink.
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Posted on 04/24/2011 4:50:33 AM PDT by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

The tornado stole his hamburger and he doesn't know where it's at.

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=72504


TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous; Outdoors
KEYWORDS: hamburger; twister; whereitat

1 posted on 04/24/2011 4:50:43 AM PDT by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

God might be trying to tell him something.


2 posted on 04/24/2011 4:52:18 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

Oz.

Whenever a tornado snatches things up they end up in Oz.

That’s where it’s at.


3 posted on 04/24/2011 5:02:34 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
The first comment at the link is priceless:

Fortunately I am working on my Master’s degree in Eubonics else I would have to hire an interpreter to understand what the hell he said.

4 posted on 04/24/2011 5:19:13 AM PDT by snippy_about_it (Looking for our Sam Adams)
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Shhhhh...Everyone don’t need to know about that gravytrain.


5 posted on 04/24/2011 5:21:35 AM PDT by Vigilantcitizen (No animal commerce on the open forums.)
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To: humblegunner

Yep And I am eating it now.

Mel from OZ(AUS)


6 posted on 04/24/2011 5:38:28 AM PDT by melsec
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

Is this another violence at McDonald’s story?


7 posted on 04/24/2011 6:05:36 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
Nothing worse than buying your lunch at McDonalds, only to have a tornado swoop down and steal it from you.

Tip: Before entering a McDonald's restaurant, look up into the sky. If you see dark funnel cloud approaching, tell the person at the counter you wish to dine in. They will put your order on a brown plastic tray instead of a bag and you will be able to eat your food safely inside as McDonald restaurants are made out of brick.

Here's another McDonald's tip. If you are dressed up as the opposite gender - do not enter the restrooms.

8 posted on 04/24/2011 6:14:04 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 84 days away from outliving Wendy O Williams of The Plasmatics)
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I can’t stand when people say “funna” or “axe”


9 posted on 04/24/2011 6:22:43 AM PDT by RummyChick
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To: snippy_about_it

It needs subcaptions.


10 posted on 04/24/2011 6:54:15 AM PDT by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

What became of the Happy Meal toy?


11 posted on 04/24/2011 8:00:23 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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At the beginning of the footage they show a McDonald’s cup.

So that solves one mystery.


12 posted on 04/24/2011 8:34:44 AM PDT by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage (Live every week like it's Shark Week!)
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To: snippy_about_it

“Fortunately I am working on my Master’s degree in Eubonics else I would have to hire an interpreter to understand what the hell he said.”

Think he’d be willing to post a transcript? I know he’s speaking English, but I didn’t understand a word...


13 posted on 04/24/2011 10:02:13 AM PDT by IMTOFT (At least I'm enjoying the ride...)
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