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1 posted on 04/24/2011 4:50:43 AM PDT by Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage
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God might be trying to tell him something.


2 posted on 04/24/2011 4:52:18 AM PDT by Brilliant
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Oz.

Whenever a tornado snatches things up they end up in Oz.

That’s where it’s at.


3 posted on 04/24/2011 5:02:34 AM PDT by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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The first comment at the link is priceless:

Fortunately I am working on my Master’s degree in Eubonics else I would have to hire an interpreter to understand what the hell he said.

4 posted on 04/24/2011 5:19:13 AM PDT by snippy_about_it (Looking for our Sam Adams)
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Is this another violence at McDonald’s story?


7 posted on 04/24/2011 6:05:36 AM PDT by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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Nothing worse than buying your lunch at McDonalds, only to have a tornado swoop down and steal it from you.

Tip: Before entering a McDonald's restaurant, look up into the sky. If you see dark funnel cloud approaching, tell the person at the counter you wish to dine in. They will put your order on a brown plastic tray instead of a bag and you will be able to eat your food safely inside as McDonald restaurants are made out of brick.

Here's another McDonald's tip. If you are dressed up as the opposite gender - do not enter the restrooms.

8 posted on 04/24/2011 6:14:04 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am 84 days away from outliving Wendy O Williams of The Plasmatics)
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What became of the Happy Meal toy?


11 posted on 04/24/2011 8:00:23 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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