[SamAdams76]

Nothing worse than buying your lunch at McDonalds, only to have a tornado swoop down and steal it from you.

Tip: Before entering a McDonald's restaurant, look up into the sky. If you see dark funnel cloud approaching, tell the person at the counter you wish to dine in. They will put your order on a brown plastic tray instead of a bag and you will be able to eat your food safely inside as McDonald restaurants are made out of brick.

Here's another McDonald's tip. If you are dressed up as the opposite gender - do not enter the restrooms.

[RummyChick]

I can’t stand when people say “funna” or “axe”