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Verizon Small Business [Suzie's] Lemonade Stand
Verrizon Small Business ^ | 04/13/2011 | Verizon

Posted on 04/21/2011 4:03:39 PM PDT by SES1066

"Hey Suzie, Why don't you use this. It's got a calculator" Father hands Suzie a smart-phone... and business grows!


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: business; lemonade; suzie; verizon
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To: arasina

picky, picky, picky are people anymore. They just can’t seem to sit back and enjoy something for the pure pleasure of it.


21 posted on 04/21/2011 4:48:35 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: dfwgator; SES1066
I am sure, many other of my fellow FReepers know just how false this is to real life. LOL! The Business Class scene from Back to School was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read that comment as well.
22 posted on 04/21/2011 4:49:59 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: dfwgator; SES1066

Now, where will be build our Lemonade factory?

How about FantasyLand


23 posted on 04/21/2011 4:52:20 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: chopperman

Infinity plus one.


24 posted on 04/21/2011 4:57:19 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: SES1066
A more realistic version of this commercial would be where she is arrested, handcuffed and hauled off to jail for selling lemonade with out a State License.

She then uses the phone as security to the bail bondsman.

Welcome to Obama's Police State America!

25 posted on 04/21/2011 4:58:12 PM PDT by sjmjax (Politicans are like bananas - they start out green, turn yellow, then rot.)
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To: iowamark

Oh yeah, the GOP ought to hire “Suzie” to make a campaign ad, where nobama shows up in his limo with a bunch of SEIU thugs, lectures Suzie about being fair, takes her tip jar, tells her to hire union labor - then leaves with a free lemonade slurpy

and then Michelle shows up to lecture Suzie about providing healthy juice without sugar

Then the EPA shows up to do an energy audit

The the IRS shows up and demands unpaid taxes and penalties for last quarter and 1099’s for each supplier

Pan out to Suzie saying “I think when I grow up I want to be a community organizer...”


26 posted on 04/21/2011 5:01:59 PM PDT by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: Husker24

Sure - they’ve been around a while. See ‘the square’ for an example.


27 posted on 04/21/2011 5:02:45 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: SES1066

Love the ad...love Susie...wish it were that easy. Probably is in Atlantis....


28 posted on 04/21/2011 5:03:56 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: mozarky2

I agree - we ran into a serious situation during our last adoption and had to call from China to speak with Childrens Hospital, Medical Specialists and our adoption agency.

We got through loud and clear and even though our bill was $700, it was worth every cent.


29 posted on 04/21/2011 5:13:44 PM PDT by mom4melody
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To: norton

My favorite line in the commercial, she is soo cute!


30 posted on 04/21/2011 5:18:25 PM PDT by panthermom (Proud Mom of an Infantry Soldier)
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To: cubreporter

The world isn’t the same place it used to be, cubby.


31 posted on 04/21/2011 5:19:23 PM PDT by arasina (So there.)
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To: Husker24

Yes, go to www.squareup.com

They send you a card reader in the mail for free when you open an account.

I use this in my small business, very handy when you want to take authorized credit card payments with a very competitive fee. They are cheaper than my business banking card processing. You dont have to be a merchant either, anybody can take credit card payments. Hit up that deadbeat brother in law who owes you $50, tell him you take credit cards!

I am on Verizon with a Droid2 and love it. I can see how little Suzy could build a business on it. Its become a definate asset to mine.


32 posted on 04/21/2011 5:46:39 PM PDT by Finatic (I ran out of change and have given up on hope.)
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To: Baynative
I'd like to know why she couldn't have a slide and monkey bars in her office. Why does it have to be either ... or... ?
33 posted on 04/21/2011 5:49:02 PM PDT by Jemian
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To: SES1066

Thank God that I live where kids can still have lemonade stands, albeit they are not set up on Mom’s ironing board anymore.


34 posted on 04/21/2011 5:54:34 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde (Don't wish doom on your enemies. Plan it.)
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To: SES1066

They ran this commercial into the ground the first few days after its release. Now it’s just mute button material. Beyond ridiculous how often they are running it.


35 posted on 04/21/2011 5:55:16 PM PDT by Will88
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To: Keith in Iowa

You might be right except that soon there won’t be any to compare. I’ve had TMobile for a long time but when they merge with AT&T guess I will be a Verizon fan. Doesn’t seem to be any other options. We’re well on our way to the World of One - one bank, one government, one healthcare plan, etc.


36 posted on 04/21/2011 8:38:14 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: SES1066

Cute! I liked it!


37 posted on 04/21/2011 10:17:12 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: dfwgator

What was the name of that movie? I remember watching it.


38 posted on 04/21/2011 10:18:09 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: dfwgator

That was a good movie and funny as the dickens...


39 posted on 04/21/2011 11:43:16 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: Baynative
The ONLY kid I like (acting/sounding like an adult) in commercials is the E-Trade baby.

I can't stand seeing/hearing kids act like wise mouth, smart aleks.... either to each other or (worse still) to adults.

Matter of fact, if I see commercials like that, I'll will not buy the product.

40 posted on 04/22/2011 5:18:59 AM PDT by SMARTY (Conforming to non-conformity is conforming just the same.)
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