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Depressed man eats own finger
The Sun [UK] ^
| 16 Apr 2011
| STAFF REPORTER
Posted on 04/18/2011 12:00:58 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A MAN battling depression cut off his own little finger, cooked it for dinner and ate it.
(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: depression; fingerfood; healthcare; mentalillness; napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
He no longer drinks tea like an effete snob.
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posted on
04/18/2011 5:05:20 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Stephen Wackapeepee.”Google found nothing on that. Thank G-d.
____________________________________
Heh heh. Not so fast, there Slings....
Thanks to YOU and your thread......
Stephen Wackapeepee is now infamous.
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posted on
04/18/2011 6:28:18 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Crunch all you want, we’ll make more.”
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posted on
04/18/2011 6:30:13 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
Not much meat on a finger.
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posted on
04/18/2011 6:44:00 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I’d say he was a little more than depressed.
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posted on
04/18/2011 6:44:07 AM PDT
by
metmom
(Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
To: Slings and Arrows
When I feel depressed, I just eat chocolate.
26
posted on
04/18/2011 6:47:51 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
To: Slings and Arrows
.......But in a shocking turn of events, Australian psychiatrists conceded that the unnamed finger eater had been misdiagnosed and was in fact hungry and not depressed. When pressed further, authors Erik Monasterio and Craig Prince admitted that all the man really needed was a ham sandwich.
Prior to their studies in psychiatry, Erik Monasterio and Craig Prince were charged with gathering data for a UN - funded global warming study.
To: Allegra
I know, seriously. What made him crave a finger? What a weirdo...
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posted on
04/18/2011 7:41:41 AM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Allegra
Usually we just find a band-aid in take-out food. What a strange fing-thing.
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posted on
04/18/2011 7:59:12 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Responsibility2nd
Stephen Wackapeepee is now infamous."He who fights monsters must take care not to become a monster hiself."
--F. Nietzsche
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:30:10 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:31:04 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: metmom
I’d say he was a little more than depressed.I'll bet he's a ray of sunshine now.
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:32:19 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: liberalh8ter
Science marches on.
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:33:19 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: dfwgator
“Crunch all you want, we’ll make more.”Only works for lizards.
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:35:32 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Allegra
He wanted Kiwi fruit, but only got as far as the “Kiwi” part.
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:36:30 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Just take good care of that sore finger stub you have there.
To: Slings and Arrows
Loose limbs slick lips.
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:54:01 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
04/18/2011 8:56:17 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Some of you people have a really sick sense of humor. But then, I like that in a person.
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posted on
04/18/2011 9:21:02 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Slings and Arrows
“...Bet he won’t do that again....”
At least not on that finger.
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posted on
04/18/2011 11:02:24 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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